MK Ultra/Sirhan/Jim Jones/Heaven's gate

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MK Ultra/Sirhan/Jim Jones/Heaven\'s gate

Hello all,

This should be introduced as a sick joke. My aplogies beforehand for all who are offended.


Sirhan Sirhan, Jim Jones and Marshall Applewhite walk into a buddhist temple and the monks there tell them to pray to Buddha and ask for what they truly desired.

Sirhan Sirhan went first and asked Buddha for a flock sheep that liked to wear a polka dot dresses.

Jim Jones went next and asked Buddha to grant him a flock of sheep that liked to drink koolaid.

Marshall Applewhite went last and he asked Buddha for a flock of sheep that could fly.

Buddha contemplated their requests for a moment, then gave all three the personal phone number of the director of the CIA, George J. Tenet. /ttiforum/images/graemlins/tongue.gif



The Appropriateness of Chance is Astounding
Persephone

"There are great ideas undiscovered, breakthroughs available to those who can remove one of truth's protective layers" by Neil Armstrong
 
Re: MK Ultra/Sirhan/Jim Jones/Heaven\'s gate

I get the sheep in the dresses but I don't know who these people are, I don't like polotics. But it was funny
 
Re: MK Ultra/Sirhan/Jim Jones/Heaven\'s gate

Hi Keven,

The sheep in the polka dot dresses were referring to the belief that there was a woman in a polka dot dress at the Robert Kennedy speach in which Sirhan Sirhan assasinated Kennedy. And that Sirhan was under the influence of MK ultra mind control, The woman in the polka dot dress is purposed to be his handler, or the dress itself was to have "triggered" him into being an assassin.

Sorry for the sick joke.
 
Re: MK Ultra/Sirhan/Jim Jones/Heaven\'s gate

Hi Keven,

I am so confused.

I don't like shot guns. I am unsure about what you said about New Zealand?

I am sorry, so sorry for writing that sick joke. Probably wasn't good for my karma. I am such a rebel.


The Appropriateness of Chance is Astounding
Persephone

"There are great ideas undiscovered, breakthroughs available to those who can remove one of truth's protective layers" by Neil Armstrong
 
Re: MK Ultra/Sirhan/Jim Jones/Heaven\'s gate

Its a joke about how people in New Zealand have sexual intercourse with sheep
 
Re: MK Ultra/Sirhan/Jim Jones/Heaven\'s gate

Auuuh! Yuck Keven!

I didn't think of that or intend that meaning at all.

I used sheep, because it is a term that people I know use to describe the innocent masses who just follow the next sheep in front of them, without thinking for themselves.

Sort of like the lemmings in "Catcher In The Rye".

Yuck, beastiality did not even enter my mind, and I don't think I want to hear your joke about New Zealenders having sex with sheep. Matter of fact, my neigbor is from Australia, so I kinda feel bad just talking about it.

Kind Regards,
Persephone
 
Re: MK Ultra/Sirhan/Jim Jones/Heaven\'s gate

sorry, me and my greek/new zealand friends have on going jokes about that stuff, i'm sorry to have carried it over to here.

New zealanders not aussies
 
Re: MK Ultra/Sirhan/Jim Jones/Heaven\'s gate

:D Yeah and don't forget gumboots,what farmers wear, to hold the back legs of sheeps in, so they can't get away.
 
Re: MK Ultra/Sirhan/Jim Jones/Heaven\'s gate

Keven,

No harm done. /ttiforum/images/graemlins/smile.gif

My neigbor is somewhat of a world traveller, and though he is an Aussie, he's been to New Zealand, Egypt on a motorcycle, France, Italy, London, Indonesian countries that I don't recall. But it really wasn't applicable. I guess I just lumped in New Zealand. My only experience with someone from New Zealand was a hatha yoga instructor in college. I can't imagine she would have any interest in sheep? /ttiforum/images/graemlins/confused.gif

Oh well.

I was the one to start the sick joke cycle, so how could I blame anyone else of being crass or gross.

The Appropriateness of Chance is Astounding
Persephone

"There are great ideas undiscovered, breakthroughs available to those who can remove one of truth's protective layers" by Neil Armstrong
 
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