TheCigSmokingMan
Rift Surfer
This post is inspired by a South Park episode where a character talks about MTV...
He says "MTV... It's mind control but its not but it really is..."
Real Message Received By Viewers of these Shows...
MTV Network Videos
- Be a grammatically incorrect ridiculously dressed unemployable American who talks to himself
- Treat your women like bitches and hos
- Women just want your money
- Don't get married
- Don't support your kids
Cribs
- Have a ridiculously expensive financed home with stuff you can't afford
- It's good to be rich
Made
- Let's have fun at someone else's expense that has a dream
The Hills and Newport Harbour
- Be Self Absorbed and Vain and Promiscuous
My Super Sweet 16
- Nag your parents to spend all their money on garbage for you
- No college fund or down payment on a house for you
Pimp My Ride and Trick It Out
- Don't buy a new car... Have a foreign car
- Spend all your money fixing up your car to look a pimp with multimedia crap
- Get distracted in your car while driving and die
Engaged and Underage
- Get married too young and ruin your life
Room 401
- Reality is not what it seems... At least they are honest here...
Making The Band
- Do anything to get what you want
The Inferno
- Reality Stars are COOL
The Stew
- Make a ridiculous video of yourself and post it on YouTube
Rob and Big
- African-Americans don't do much... Learn To Skate Man!
Real World
- Be a meddling confrontational nut with everyone you deal with
Dances From The Hood
- We Will Teach You To Be Cool... We are your friend... Listen To Us
TRL
- Your Mom and Dad are too busy for you - We Are Your Parents - Listen To Us
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It's all very sad...
TheCigMan
He says "MTV... It's mind control but its not but it really is..."
Real Message Received By Viewers of these Shows...
MTV Network Videos
- Be a grammatically incorrect ridiculously dressed unemployable American who talks to himself
- Treat your women like bitches and hos
- Women just want your money
- Don't get married
- Don't support your kids
Cribs
- Have a ridiculously expensive financed home with stuff you can't afford
- It's good to be rich
Made
- Let's have fun at someone else's expense that has a dream
The Hills and Newport Harbour
- Be Self Absorbed and Vain and Promiscuous
My Super Sweet 16
- Nag your parents to spend all their money on garbage for you
- No college fund or down payment on a house for you
Pimp My Ride and Trick It Out
- Don't buy a new car... Have a foreign car
- Spend all your money fixing up your car to look a pimp with multimedia crap
- Get distracted in your car while driving and die
Engaged and Underage
- Get married too young and ruin your life
Room 401
- Reality is not what it seems... At least they are honest here...
Making The Band
- Do anything to get what you want
The Inferno
- Reality Stars are COOL
The Stew
- Make a ridiculous video of yourself and post it on YouTube
Rob and Big
- African-Americans don't do much... Learn To Skate Man!
Real World
- Be a meddling confrontational nut with everyone you deal with
Dances From The Hood
- We Will Teach You To Be Cool... We are your friend... Listen To Us
TRL
- Your Mom and Dad are too busy for you - We Are Your Parents - Listen To Us
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It's all very sad...
TheCigMan