Message To You Rudi

dave_kinky

dave_kinky

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You all play games about time travel (Buckaroo, Ker-plunk etc.) and say this and that about Time Travel.You want to know what is to come?I will tell you! Ask!!! Stop playing games and ask!!!! We have tried to warn you before and all you do is play games! Lizard Men conquering the Earth! Trees made of muscle walking like a man across nuclear craters! Luxembourg in RUINS with literally TENS of people mercilessly KILLED! To DEATH! Cats living with dogs! Cake evolution! The Old Testament! Big Ben blown up by a milkfloat piloted by renegade Time Guards! Right now you are losing your right and what remains of the United States Of America. GOOD. Time is short. You have done nothing to change the future. SHAME ON YOU. Ask!! Ask me! Because if its not love then its the bomb that will bring us together!
 
Dave/Chrono:

You start out with a song title from The Specials, and you end up with a line from a song from the Smiths! Clearly you are from the UK! /ttiforum/images/graemlins/smile.gif

Ask!!! Stop playing games and ask!!!! (snip) SHAME ON YOU. Ask!! Ask me!
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/ttiforum/images/graemlins/ooo.gif SMACK! (RMT smacks his forehead as he finally "gets it")

Oh great super-duper-President-of-England-and-France... forgive me for doubting your future wisdom! I now see the error of my ways! Here I was always thinking that these so-called time travelers were here aksing us to DO SOMETHING to change our ways so we don't incur the futures they describe. But in reality the "solution" was there all along! /ttiforum/images/graemlins/ooo.gif We need do nothing more than ASK THEM QUESTIONS to fix the timeline!! Why didn't I think of that? (Yes, I know what your answer will be here..spare me oh great one!)

PEOPLE!!! ALL WE NEED TO DO IS ASK QUESTIONS! WE DON'T HAVE TO DO ANYTHING!

Bless me Chrono for I have sinned.... /ttiforum/images/graemlins/devil.gif

N/I RMT
 
Yes that's right - you've grasped it completely - ASK but never DO.

If Chrono had asked the Lizard Men if they intended to conquer the Northern hemisphere would he now be fighting a planetary war with them? Who cares?

Or something.

That Qrono bloke is taking it all very seriously over on his thread isn't he? Cool your boots dude we couldn't give a rat's ass if America's borders are wiped out in 2112! I was going to check if this actually happened in Chrono's mind, what with him being a future historian, but he was asleep.

D/C
 
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