Lizard Men on the Moon!

[dave_kinky]

Greetings tiny primitive 21st century humanoids

Yes its happened - not only have the Lizard Men cloned a new tribe of Skaarans thus pi$$ing all over Chronohistorian's bonfire and cornered the 26th century booze market with their deadly new Lizardium Juice they've only gone and dropped a plasma bomb on the moon's Lunarium Mine, thus knocking out their rivals in the cut-throat world of intergalactic alcohol abuse!

In some crazy echo of 'Star Fleet', Chrono (The Super Prime President Of The United States Of Oceania - incorporting Britain, The Former United States Of Americanexico and Australia) instantly launched a crack squadron of star fighters from their base in Sydney to attack the Lizard Men horde in retaliation. Sadly they were all destroyed in the ensuing battle and the survivors won't be getting any promotions in the near future.

People of Earth, does it tear your heart to know that in the future the remains of the English speaking people are not only led into disaster after disaster by a total idiot (NB Chrono) but also that Lizard Men can freely roam the solar system and blow up mines at will and futuristic sci fi $hit like that??

Your comments please

DAVE/chrono

xxx

 

[RainmanTime]

Greetings tiny primitive 21st century humanoids

I'm always wary of the message to come, Dave/Chrono, when you start out with such over-the-top flattery! /ttiforum/images/graemlins/cry.gif

Yes its happened - not only have the Lizard Men cloned a new tribe of Skaarans thus pi$$ing all over Chronohistorian's bonfire and cornered the 26th century booze market with their deadly new Lizardium Juice they've only gone and dropped a plasma bomb on the moon's Lunarium Mine, thus knocking out their rivals in the cut-throat world of intergalactic alcohol abuse!

I've heard a little-known truth about those Lizzymen... while they are legendary for their alcoholic tolerance (soccer hooligans are usually from mixed Lizard stock), it is also rumored that their biology "makes up for it" by an extremely low tolerance for cannabanoids. Every Lizardman I ever saw at a party when a joint was being passed around "excused itself" to the restroom (of all places for a lizard to go!) just before the joint came their way!

For this reason, if you really wish to put them down, you are going to have to make a batch of brownies, make them as "green" as you can, and bring them over to the Lizzy's house for afternoon tea.

People of Earth, does it tear your heart to know that in the future the remains of the English speaking people are not only led into disaster after disaster by a total idiot (NB Chrono) but also that Lizard Men can freely roam the solar system and blow up mines at will and futuristic sci fi $hit like that??

Your comments please

Mostly I am just waiting for when you start the Arabic lessons. To hell with this English stuff. If we are going to be living in a world where the predominant language spoken is Arabic, I figure I had better get a jumpstart! /ttiforum/images/graemlins/tongue.gif While I have always been good at the language of mathematics, I have not been very good in cultural languages. Heck, I am not even very swept in using English!

RMT calls for Lizard Testing for Everyone!

 

[dave_kinky]

Now look, its common knowledge that Chrono was not able to speak any Arabic whatsoever even though he alleged it was the Earth's main language. It worked for him so it'll work for me and I shall simply employ his stock excuse: 'Nah nah guvnor when I travelled back in time I only had English downloaded into me tiny brain so I can't speak no Arabic' - and lets face it he hadn't exactly mastered English had he, my little primitive 21st century evolutionary throwback friends? Still it saved him having to go onto the Time Travel sites in Dubai or something and inflicting his puerile tosh on some poor Arabian people innocently trying to read about Sheik Titor and look at pictures of girls with their kit off
Tally ho!
DAVE/chrono