Jakoby Gerhardt

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Jakoby Gerhardt - Inventor

Temporal Novice
The name(alias which my work is stored under) is Jakoby Gerhardt. If not try Connor Jacobsen. I've made significant progress on time travel theories and I believe i am the founding father, at least going off the remarkable amount of progress ive made i hope i am the founding father of time travel, if not the first to create a working time machine(vortex manipulator, TESSER watch, et cetra any of those). Am I right? Me and my team of six other geniuses, are we the future of time travel?

 
Time travel is a really delicate thing, simply appearing in the past can alter history just as much as killing prominent figures like Hitler(who you may or may not know) I think i might have a way for you to get home. I'm Jakoby Gerhardt, the father of time travel. At least Jakoby Gerhardty is the name i store my name under, i don't trust people with my real name often. Anyways, you'll need a computer(Linux should still be a thing, its a base operating system with many possibilities and functions), and some dense, yet mold-able metal platings, and then a power source, go back to where you first arrived with a metal sheet and wave it through the air(sounds weird i know, but hear me out) then charge the metal plate with any shock, this will attract the tachyons you created and need as a power source. Lastly of course you'll need some sort of thruster, preferably a pocket warp set of 2-4 depending on how big you want your craft, 1 thruster could ferry maybe 5 people, 2 for ten, 3 for fifteen, et cetra that's approximately how many people you can take per trip. First mold the metals into the shape of your craft ensuring no openings anywhere, but for a door, which when sealed will have no openings. Open up the computer and slide the metal sheet(cut to size first) under the motherboard, it should attach, at least stick. Connect the thrusters to the back of the craft and to the computer console. Boot the computer and type 'startup'. affter the computer boots up type 'nano ~/.bash_profile' and from the nano driver type 'startup thrusters ' + the sections the thrusters are plugged into(TRIPLE CHECK THIS,ACTIVATING A THRUSTER SECTION WITH NO THRUSTERS AN CAUSE THE CONSOLE TO EXPLODE AND WITH TACHYONS THAT'LL DESTROY HALF A PLANET!!!). Type 'exit', press enter, then type 'clear' and then 'sync ~/.bash_profile' and it should hopefully work. This is under the assumption the console you've looted is one designed for a CDML pod and not a K300 pod, if all you have are K300 pods you're out of luck, cause then you need a VTOL sync which can only be done with DNA analysis from the proper executives. Safe Travels(through time!)!

 
How do you know that it will destroy half the planet? If that were the case the entirety of earth would not be a suitable testing ground. Off planet testing perhaps, maybe on mars or Pluto?

 
Would you be kind enough to tell me a bit about your team? What knowledge do they have that may help myself in my personal pursuit of time travel? Specific programming languages? (C++, C, C#) Any knowledge of engineering, basic or advanced metal working? What branch of physics is needed? Application, or theoretical?

 
Would you be kind enough to tell me a bit about your team? What knowledge do they have that may help myself in my personal pursuit of time travel? Specific programming languages? (C++, C, C#) Any knowledge of engineering, basic or advanced metal working? What branch of physics is needed? Application, or theoretical?
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My team is me, and four others currently, and we're looking to expand a tad bit more. I myself specialize in theoretical physics and programming(C# and C++ are the only non web based languages) and the others specialize in theoretical or applied physics, as well as logical reasoning. Metal working we currently do not have, but we do have connections to an adept metal worker, whom we won't contact until necessary. If you'd like to get in contact simply say so and I'm sire we could find a way to work you into our conversations.

 
How do you know that it will destroy half the planet? If that were the case the entirety of earth would not be a suitable testing ground. Off planet testing perhaps, maybe on mars or Pluto?
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Tachyons essentially have all the energy in the universe, and those of alternative universes. So if they didn't cause such an explosion of half a planet, it'd likely be so much more. Really the best way to go about this is run all the calculations hundreds of times, accounting for any and all factors.

 
I really hate when they state pseudo-scifi things or worst, pseudo-programming things like

Open up the computer and slide the metal sheet(cut to size first) under the motherboard, it should attach, at least stick. Connect the thrusters to the back of the craft and to the computer console. Boot the computer and type 'startup'. affter the computer boots up type 'nano ~/.bash_profile' and from the nano driver type 'startup thrusters ' + the sections the thrusters are plugged into(TRIPLE CHECK THIS,ACTIVATING A THRUSTER SECTION WITH NO THRUSTERS AN CAUSE THE CONSOLE TO EXPLODE AND WITH TACHYONS THAT'LL DESTROY HALF A PLANET!!!). Type 'exit', press enter, then type 'clear' and then 'sync ~/.bash_profile' and it should hopefully work. This is under the assumption the console you've looted is one designed for a CDML pod and not a K300 pod, if all you have are K300 pods you're out of luck, cause then you need a VTOL sync which can only be done with DNA analysis from the proper executives. Safe Travels(through time!)!
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guys it really blows my brain away.
Or else I can answer that I've already deactivated the ultra-thin void inside the paradox interceptor behind the electromagnetic field, your argument is invalid.

 
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