TheCigSmokingMan
Rift Surfer
In The Year 2000 and 15. - Conan O\'Brien
We think Conan needs to update the bit "a bit". He needs a BASE VOICE in addition to LaBamba to say "10" or "12" or "15" or "25" after "In The Year 2000...".
And of course, We'll have William Shatner as his "co-host" for the bit.
LaBamba: In The Year 2000~...
Barry White: and Fifeteen~
O'Brien: The NYPD will realize that Denis Leary is my cousin. And arrest him for smoking at every venue he performs.
LaBamba: In The Year 2000~...
Barry White: and Fifeteen~
Shatner: The STAR TREKS will forget I was every in the series after J.J. Abrams new "re-imagined" Star Trek. At least, Uhura is a "woman" again.
LaBamba: In The Year 2000~...
Barry White: and Fifeteen~
O'Brien: The Conan O'Brien Show will be cancelled after the FBI, The NY STATE POLICE and "Newly Trained" Psychologists realize I have "REALLY CREEPY COMEDY" bits.
LaBamba: In The Year 2000~...
Barry White: and Fifeteen~
Shatner: Presidential Historians will PROVE that BILL CLINTON had sex with EVERY ATTRACTIVE WOMAN in WASHINGTON, D.C., HOLLWOOD, MANHATTAN and HARLEM. How did you think HILLARY BEAT OBAMA in New York City.
LaBamba: In The Year 2000~...
Barry White: and Fifeteen~
O'Brien: The Tonight Show will be hosted by STEPHEN COLBERT. Because I'm CREEPY. NBC changes their minds. And friends with that PRODUCER/DIRECTOR Tom Brady, Rob Schneider and Adam Sandler.
LaBamba: In The Year 2000~...
Barry White: and Fifeteen~
Shatner: People will still love LENOARD NIMOY. And not me. Damn that show "In Search Of..."
LaBamba: In The Year 2000~...
Barry White: and Fifeteen~
O'Brien: MAX WEINGBERG will be CONVICTED OF TREASON after the E STREET BAND is found out to be Russian Mobsters and a secret elite Israeli Moussad Assault Team.
LaBamba: In The Year 2000~...
Barry White: and Fifeteen~
Shatner: GEORGE TAKEI becomes a "GOD" to WOMEN and changes TEAMS. Everyone likes those "super human" people from HEROES. He was actually kind of "butch" on STAR TREK. It must come from "somewhere".
TheCigMan
We think Conan needs to update the bit "a bit". He needs a BASE VOICE in addition to LaBamba to say "10" or "12" or "15" or "25" after "In The Year 2000...".
And of course, We'll have William Shatner as his "co-host" for the bit.
LaBamba: In The Year 2000~...
Barry White: and Fifeteen~
O'Brien: The NYPD will realize that Denis Leary is my cousin. And arrest him for smoking at every venue he performs.
LaBamba: In The Year 2000~...
Barry White: and Fifeteen~
Shatner: The STAR TREKS will forget I was every in the series after J.J. Abrams new "re-imagined" Star Trek. At least, Uhura is a "woman" again.
LaBamba: In The Year 2000~...
Barry White: and Fifeteen~
O'Brien: The Conan O'Brien Show will be cancelled after the FBI, The NY STATE POLICE and "Newly Trained" Psychologists realize I have "REALLY CREEPY COMEDY" bits.
LaBamba: In The Year 2000~...
Barry White: and Fifeteen~
Shatner: Presidential Historians will PROVE that BILL CLINTON had sex with EVERY ATTRACTIVE WOMAN in WASHINGTON, D.C., HOLLWOOD, MANHATTAN and HARLEM. How did you think HILLARY BEAT OBAMA in New York City.
LaBamba: In The Year 2000~...
Barry White: and Fifeteen~
O'Brien: The Tonight Show will be hosted by STEPHEN COLBERT. Because I'm CREEPY. NBC changes their minds. And friends with that PRODUCER/DIRECTOR Tom Brady, Rob Schneider and Adam Sandler.
LaBamba: In The Year 2000~...
Barry White: and Fifeteen~
Shatner: People will still love LENOARD NIMOY. And not me. Damn that show "In Search Of..."
LaBamba: In The Year 2000~...
Barry White: and Fifeteen~
O'Brien: MAX WEINGBERG will be CONVICTED OF TREASON after the E STREET BAND is found out to be Russian Mobsters and a secret elite Israeli Moussad Assault Team.
LaBamba: In The Year 2000~...
Barry White: and Fifeteen~
Shatner: GEORGE TAKEI becomes a "GOD" to WOMEN and changes TEAMS. Everyone likes those "super human" people from HEROES. He was actually kind of "butch" on STAR TREK. It must come from "somewhere".
TheCigMan