I'm still not dead

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dave_kinky1

Chrono Cadet
FIVE YEARS I've been away or maybe more! FIVE YEARS stuck in a Lizardan brothel with nothing but a miniscule sliver of Chronohistorian taped to my frontal lobe and the warm but hairy body of Creedo299 for company

 
It was, you know back in the glory days of 2005 this forum had it all. A new time traveller appearing evey day literally within a couple of hours of them googling 'John Titor' (a personal friend of mine as it happens) and amazing stories. I say 'amazing stories' they were variations on the same story really - a nuclear attack on Philadelphia here, a zombie plague there, a civil war over there. Happy times! Where are they now with their 'ask me anything?' threads, you know, the ones where the first reply was 'how does your time machine work?' followed by the inevitable 'I am not allowed to say, it's classified under orders of the Time Masters'.

 
oh wow, how are the muscle trees this time of year? i remember you and chronohistorian well. those were some of my favorites.

 
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It was, you know back in the glory days of 2005 this forum had it all. A new time traveller appearing evey day literally within a couple of hours of them googling 'John Titor' (a personal friend of mine as it happens) and amazing stories. I say 'amazing stories' they were variations on the same story really - a nuclear attack on Philadelphia here, a zombie plague there, a civil war over there. Happy times! Where are they now with their 'ask me anything?' threads, you know, the ones where the first reply was 'how does your time machine work?' followed by the inevitable 'I am not allowed to say, it's classified under orders of the Time Masters'.
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Please don't encourage the impostors. LOL. They always end up turning belligerent. o_O

 
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I can pretend to be a time traveler for you, if you want. After all, who's to say I'm not? ;)

Beam me up Scotty! Oops, wrong show. “Do what I do. Hold tight and pretend it’s a plan!”

 
oh wow, how are the muscle trees this time of year? i remember you and chronohistorian well. those were some of my favorites.
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My friend I have sad news, there has been a galaxy-wide drought leading to the extinction of the muscle tree species!! I know, it was all the Lizardans fault (or is it Lizaran's fault?) anyway, remember Chrono's space toilets which you didn't even need toilet paper for? They rebelled in the middle of the 25th century and used up vast reserves of water in a devillish plan to clean the rings of Saturn rather than just the rings of everyone on Earth. Before Brick and his cohorts in the made-up Cosmic League of Chronohistorians or whatever they were called could act the muscle trees were fainting then dying. It was awful. Admittedly thousands of other species also became extinct but we don't really care about those. Plus the Cosmic League of Chronohistorians was entirely made up of 14 year old boys with limited imaginations, internet access, no girlfriends and too much time on their hands.

 
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Apart from the mm thick strip of Brick/Chronohistorian I have still embedded in my frontal lobe I wonder where he is now? Still in his mom's basement? Do you think he moved on to working in a video game store? Or, highly unlikely, is he traversing the mists of time somewhere centuries in the future? No, probably still a nerdy virgin.

 
Apart from the mm thick strip of Brick/Chronohistorian I have still embedded in my frontal lobe I wonder where he is now? Still in his mom's basement? Do you think he moved on to working in a video game store? Or, highly unlikely, is he traversing the mists of time somewhere centuries in the future? No, probably still a nerdy virgin.
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I'm sure he is hanging out with joseph kakusagan, throwing stars out of ther hands. Either that, or he became a mountain dew fan and joined nascar. The possibilities are endless.

 
HOLY CRAP!!!! I must be in an alternate reality, because look who is back.....Kinky Dave!!!

How the eff you been, man? I see you still have not been able to rid yourself of Chrono completely, and for that I am truly saddened. This is the first time I have muscled into these parts since the domain was restored.

Good to know the "good people" are still around (and that includes both you and ruthless!)

RMT

 
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HOLY CRAP!!!! I must be in an alternate reality, because look who is back.....Kinky Dave!!!
How the eff you been, man? I see you still have not been able to rid yourself of Chrono completely, and for that I am truly saddened. This is the first time I have muscled into these parts since the domain was restored.

Good to know the "good people" are still around (and that includes both you and ruthless!)

RMT
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I know, talk about a blast from the past. I wonder what pete and zeshua are up to nowadays.

 
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My primitive 21st century pals, after five years in a Lizardan brothel even my almost-endless juices are running dry. Chrono's visual circuits have shut down due to some of the things we have seen and witnessed and participated in. Suffice to say Brick has had more than his fair share of cake. Knowing what fans of muscle trees you all are I wanted to let you know about their unfortunate demise so we can hold a digital funeral for the poor imaginary foliage. John Titor and his nephew Ethan send their best wishes to you all btw

Lord High Vizier David Kinksworth

 
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I’m also still not dead.

2 year checkin.

hi Kerrtexas,RMT, Paula,ruthless.....

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see ya moved to a new addy Cosmo,almost got disappointed we lost another forum.

BUT I see everything’s ok.

say hi to Darby if he didn’t drop dead on us.

 
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