I'm from the future

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yunki

Temporal Novice
I\'m from the future

I'm from the future. It's true. I've had to work out your unneccesarily confusing email system to tell you.

Anyway, i'm trapped. I wasn't supposed to end up here. I got here following a big fight at a timeport, which, even in the 23rd century, is a luxury way to travel. All i've got is a SuperBANK-o card, which your machines don't accept, and a clever way of getting into cyber cafes free of charge.

My TTranslate it's working well either. It isn't recognised on most of your cybernetic simpletons. I can't even show you my evidence as I don't have a way of storing photos. I do, though, have rather good ways of translating. One of them is to listen to others and grasp on phrases I recognise from my Classic Language lessons at school. Another is to ignore them and watch their facial expressions to try and work out what they're saying.

Anyway. News. Important. I hear of John Titor. He was a celebrity once. Will be, sorry. And was.

Alas, a shock: there's no big galactic empire out there. Only a vast, empty waste of space. There's life, but no galactic politics holding it together. Earth will become the cradle of all civilisation.
 
Re: I\'m from the future

More than one. More than two. Not three.

Too many different ones.

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I think i've got the hang of your language now... what does 'calendar' mean?
 
Re: I\'m from the future

Dear Yunki'

Thank you very much for answers to question about ships.

I am pleasure to talk with you, on what is principles of time travel, that has bring you here?
 
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Earth will become the cradle of all civilisation
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Oh dear!
KFC in every corner of the Universe.

Ok "Yunki" ... Tell us somthing else to chew on, and no farkin wings either!
I want drumsticks!
 
Re: I\'m from the future

The principles of time travel are simple to Homo extians, the next generation of human beings.
How ever, you 25,000 celled organisms aren't going to make much progress until the next century.

{{Time travel limits: Compumod Hallmark removed at 23th Zarkry 2237.
Brief: Revealing time travel to older generations.
More Info: code A4521357}}

/ttiforum/images/graemlins/smile.gif. Oh, by the way, the most common shape of an Earth-built spacecraft is long, and rectangular.
 
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{{Time travel limits: Compumod Hallmark removed at 23th Zarkry 2237.
Brief: Revealing time travel to older generations.
More Info: code A4521357}}
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I thought it was code A4539056??
 
Re: I\'m from the future

<<I'm from the future. It's true. I've had to work out your unneccesarily confusing email system to tell you.>>

No you're not and no you didn't.
 
Asking for help

Being both in complete possesion of my rational faculties and physically healthy, I am hereby request temporal asylum for reasons of needing to remove myself of where and when I do not belong.

Suicide being the final option, I expect rescue from my current situation to be well granted as soon as possible.

To all and any time travellers or any one with a working (or even defunct) temporal displacement translator or causality violator, please accept my plead and rescue me.

Under the guidelines of providing aid and due consideration for requests of temporal asylum, I hereby formally declare acknowledgment that there are those who are capable of violating causality and formally request their assistance. (My formal request absovles any causality violator from any assumption of their interferring with the assumed natural flow of time or history.)

Assuming that you are fully capable of temporal displacement or violating causality, I expect to reply before I am ready to submit my location for collection/departure.

Please, reply sooner than later.

Thank you.
 
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