I Have Returned

dave_kinky

dave_kinky

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Greetings Tiny 21st century primitive lifeforms

Yes, it is I, Lord David Of Kinky, returned from the far-flung future where no 3D Britney or Muscle Tree is safe
Back in the dim mists of your pathetic 2006 I was merged with the evil charlatan 'Chronohistorian' who I understand has gone very quiet in your time. If you recall his personality was accidentally merged with mine, meaning that his entire being ended up being punched to a flat strip of neural cortex by my internal nanobots.
(Either that or young Kevin has gone through his own journey into puberty and discovered girls at last. Nah. Impossible. )

To bring you up to speed there has been a huge peace brokered by myself/Chrono in 'VER FUTURE' and now Lizard Men, Time Cakes, Creedo-Clones and Space Terrapins all live together in one whole multicultural mass, in some galactic re-enactment of an intergrated community. Unfortunately we are now threatened by a deadly new enemy, the Skaarans have teamed up with the Universal Church Of John Titor (who broke away from the Pan-Universal Church Of John Titor in 2422) and we are looking for time travellers and evolutionary 21st century throwbacks to help us in the coming struggle.

Tally ho! /ttiforum/images/graemlins/devil.gif
 
Welcome back, Dave!!

First off, have you seen or heard anything from Clamorian? I just had a thought that maybe someone in your position might know where he is.

Second, while it is great to have you back, we would like to move this over to the "Time Travel Claims" section... not because of your claims, of course, but because we are aware of the bane of Chronohistorian and his cake.

See you over in the other forum...and again, welcome back. /ttiforum/images/graemlins/smile.gif
RMT
 
Hello primitive lifeform, thank you for your generosity in acclaiming my return.

As you know things were not going well between myself and Clamorian back in 2006. After we had the Time Battle above and below the Atlantic Ocean things between us were never the same. To this day the occasional dead Viking or Assyrian warrior is washed up on the shore and hurriedly hushed up by your New World Order government. Then of course there was the time after when I got his wives drunk on Lunarian juice and seduced all sklaxx of them. That royally pissed him off. The last I saw of him was him climbing into his time machine in 2655 weeping profusely from his six eyes and then dematerialising unto parts unknown.

Since I retired as Super Prime President Of Oceania things have got very quiet in 'VER FUTURE'. Chronohistorian has withered away somewhat although I do occasionally get cravings for a slice of Time Cake or to call one of my many children 'Brick' and pretend I have a Time Guard. I then put on a pair of jodphurs (used when riding my Time Horse, Ned 7) and strut around a bit. However the safety of The Holy Time Cake is in doubt, so please DO get in touch with me to help in our forthcoming struggle.
 
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