I BELIEVE THE TITOR

queezy

Temporal Novice
IVE RESD EVERY SINGLE POSTE TitOR WORT.(VISIT JHOT TITOR>COM) AND HAVE COMCLUDED THAT ITS REAL> ALL I BRING FORTH EVIDINCE FROM GOOLERULES, SCEPTICS BE DISENVOWED.

"Back In 2001 I was waiting in line at burger king, I was talking to a friend of mine about John Titor I said he was fake, I Said I didn?t believe him I went on and on about how anyone could believe him. When a man behind me in line said "You are incorrect" I replied back, "You know about John Titor?" he said "yes .." I asked him "why am I wrong do you actually believe that story" he then reached into his pocket and pulled out what looked to be a business card, on it was a photo ID of the man next to it, said Johnathon Titor. It was dated 2036 and had some kind of logo in the back round of a clock and NASA?s Logo. After that he said "believe me now?" I didn?t know what to say. I asked him if it was photoshoped but he flipped it over and there was a bar code.

He invited me to eat lunch with him, he told me about the civil war he went into more detail then I have read about. He said that it would start on March 20 2005, It would start out with a collage campus in new york, some of the students opposed a war against north Korea. So they Barricaded a few dorm rooms and claimed to have weapons, the stand off a few weeks before it was resolved. Soon copycat incidents started happening all over the nation similar to the one in new york. He said this is what ended up dividing the nation and eventually led to massive riots. He said that the nation would finely pull back together in early 2007, and never have the 2nd Korean war.

He also told me about other current events that would happen, such as the an earth quake in the Indian ocean which would cause a huge tsunami and kill 100,000 of thousands. He told me that Bush would be impeached after the civil war. and there would be a new election, were Howard Dean would win by a land slide. He then said that in 2012 there would be another cold war, he said during this time he went deep into Florida?s woodland with some friends and survived eating plants and fish and other wild life. He then said a rescue team came for him and he was taken to a military base in Ohio were he would be under evaluation for 2 months then returned to Florida he said Jacksonville was left in ruins. He then joined the military and has been in it ever since.

He went on to say that the card he had was a photo ID from were he worked, he said it was a branch of NASA which explored Time Travel, and he was on a mission to retrieve old IBM computers to fix a problem with Unix.

Think he was for real or just some guy bsing me?"

PSHT SEE WAHT I MEAN, HE COUDNLE GO BACK CAUES HE SOLD HIS CAR " READ TITORS POSTS AT TITOR > COM)
HIS AMONG US!!!!!!
 
Uh, he tried that story here and then admitted it was a hoax.

http://www.timetravelinstitute.com/ttiforum/showflat.php?Cat=&Board=ttclaims&Number=28768&page=0&view=collapsed&sb=5&o=&fpart=1

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Re: I have encountered John Titor [re: creedo299]
01/06/05 09:44 PM (66.212.132.181)

Ok now that I have gained some analysis on this thread, I will admit The story was made up. Yes it may seem childish and immature, I did it for a reason. I wanted to see how gullible some of the people on this forum were, This is all in the name of research by the way, I am using this in my analysis of "John titor" now that the secretes out I would like to apologies for the wasting your time (If you think that).

I'm beginning to think that the only places he didn't try his story was at www.anomalies.net and www.timetravelforum.net
 
I'm beginning to believe you are right Sue. He tried it in another thread here, we ripped it to shreds and laughed it was quite amusing.

I think one of the first things I said was, "So he's got an ID tag that says John Titor, yet he told us Titor was made up and not his real last name, how do you explain that?"

the answer was

"uhhh, well, Thats just what it said ok?"


it was like a 6 year old getting caught in a lie.
 
LISTEN HERE REN, ITS TRUE. AND TITORS TRUE BUT YOUR NOT TURE, DONT FRET THO< TITOR WILL FORGIVE U.

EDIT: I RETRACT THAT STATEMENT
AND YOU NEVER TORE HIM APART! IF HE HAD LEFT OUT AND CHANGED A COUPLE OF DETAILS THAAT CONTAMINATED THE PRODICLE CHILDS STORY, YOOU WOULD HAVE GIVEN HIM A MEDAL! LONG LIVE TOTOR!!!!

ITS 7;43AM GOTTA GO TO BED BUT BEFORE I GO, ANSWER ME THIS DO YOU THINK A MAN WITH GREAT INTELINCE, WITH A GREAT IMAGINATION THAT HAS A HUGE ATTENTION DEFICINCEY AND A VERY BIG EGO MIGHT GET A KICK OUT OF TELING YOU A GREAT TALE THAT COULD SELL 6 MILLION COPIES WORLD WIDE AND LEAD U LIKE SHEEP INTO ASKING HIM QUESTION ABOTU A LAND THAT DOSENT EXIST BY DAMNING YOUR QUESTIONING OF HIS AUTHENTICITY WITH MUCH SNAP! AND SHOWING YOU PROOF OF A TIME MACHINE BY SHOWING YOU THE SCHIMATICS, THAT WAS ACTUALLY ONE OF A 60'S ERA RADIATION/CHEMICAL FILTRATION SYSTEM FOR BOMB SHELTERS (yes sad but true, look it up, sure bummed me out) OH YES AND IF I TOLD YOU I WAS TITOR POSING AS AN IGNORANT ASS WOULD YOU BELIVE ME!!!! I TELL U THAT IF U BELIVE TITOR JUST BECAUSE HE SOUNDED SMART AND USED CORRECT GRAMMER AND PUNCTUATION AND ALL THAT NONSCENCE THEN YOUR AMONG THE GREATS! IM STARTInG A CULT CALLED THE SHINING TITORITES> PLANNING ON FOLLOWING THE PRODICAL CHILD AND TITOR INTO THE FUTURE BY WAY OF VOLKSWAGON BUS TURNED TIMEMACHINE. IF YOUR TRUE (UNLIKE REN) YOU CAN JOIN BY MAILING US @ TITORITES@HOTMAIL>COM, DONATIONS WELCOME.
 
DONT FRET THO< TITOR WILL FORGIVE U.

oh I'm so Glad I need the approval and forgiveness of a guy from the future. Whether he's a time traveler or not I could care less if he forgives me. At least we know he is not you, you say over and over how correct his grammar and punctuation is, but you don't even know how to turn off the cap locks.

As a matter of fact, I am in contact with the Real John Titor as we speak and trying to arrange a meeting, have to keep it secret though, people from the future are after him. I won't tell you where he is or what he's doing, but, you and your Shinning Titorites can follow the prodigal child and Titor into the future. Delusion is a wonderful thing.
 
REN YOU ARE REDEEMED FOR YOUR KNOWING OF TITOR. WE HAVE YET TO CONTACT HIM, YOU COULD GREATLY FURTHER OUR INTERESTS AND IN DOING SO THE INTERESTS OF HUMANITY. BUT PLEASE DONT BE SO GULLIBLE, ITS A BAD THING THAT WILL BITE U IN THE ASS SOMEDAY... SOON.. LONG LIVE TITOR AND HIS TITORITES. DONATIONS WELCOME, IN FACT WITH ON DONATION OF 20 DOLLERS OR GREATER YOULL RECIEVE AND ACTUAL PIECE OF CLOTHING SIGNED BY TITOR HIMSELF, 40 DOLLERS OR MORE WILL GET YOU THE TITOR SIGNED CLOTHING ALONG WITH THE OTHER 12 SIGNITURES OF THE SHINING TITORITES. THIS IS A LIMITED OFFER AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE. SUPPLIES LIMITED SO WRITE NOW. <a href="mailto:[email protected][/Email] OR GIVE US A PIECE OF HIS CLOTHING

EDIT2:AND BTW THANKS SUSEMENTO I WILL SPREAD THE WORD OVER HITHER TEH OTHER FORUMS < YOU ARE NOW ELIDGABLE TO WIN A RAFFLE TO COME WITH US TO A LAND OF OTHER THINGS.
 
YOU KNOW TITOR? I MUST SPEAK TO HIM AT ONCE, OR I WILL KIDNAP HIS CHILDHOOD SELF AND HOLD HIM FOR RANSOM UNLESS YOU KINDLY MAKE A SMALL DONATION AT

You're sick, and I really hope the admin bans you. Threatening to kidnap a child is a federal offense.

BTW, what's the weather like in Atascadero, CA?

AND BTW THANKS SUSEMENTO I WILL SPREAD THE WORD OVER HITHER TEH OTHER FORUMS < YOU ARE NOW ELIDGABLE TO WIN A RAFFLE TO COME WITH US TO A LAND OF OTHER THINGS.

No thanks buddy, I'm not interested in anything you're offering. Learn how to spell and TURN OFF THE CAP'S.
 
I am so sorry if I offended anyone. I never thought anyone would take me seriously, or Titor for that matter. Sorry Ren, there are to shining titorites and Sue I would never kidnap anyone. Ban if if you like I most likely wont be back cause this was just for fun. Hope someone got as much out of it as I did.

EDIT:BTW if your wondering what started me on this tangent it was a discussion I stumbled upon in these forums between Ren and TimeTravel 0, the man obvioulsy wanst Titor, he didnt have near the dicipline or speach etiquette of Titor but Ren thoght and still thinks /ttiforum/images/graemlins/smile.gif hes the real Titor, for one thing titor was talking about worldlines and such, If he did anything bad in this worldline (like divulge the future) his would never know cause theirs isnt the same as ours. From what I read there are an infinite number universes for the infinite number of choices we make and nomatter how close the two are, there are no two identical pairs. So Titors people would never know. I might very well be wrong, just food for thought Ren. Its just that some people are so gullible that I thought it might be funny to put a real whopper out there supposedly from a real ass. Well it was a screaming success! and despite every attempt of mine to make this joke seem like a joke, you two though I was serious. Comon! Shining Titorites!?!?
 
I am so sorry if I offended anyone. I never thought anyone would take me seriously, or Titor for that matter. Sorry Ren, there are to shining titorites and Sue I would never kidnap anyone. Ban if if you like I most likely wont be back cause this was just for fun. Hope someone got as much out of it as I did.

The admins can do what they please here. I'm not an admin or a mod. But threatening to kidnap a child is not funny even if you consider it a "bogus child." Your apology is accepted, but I don't believe you understand the seriousness of your statements.

Its just that some people are so gullible that I thought it might be funny to put a real whopper out there supposedly from a real ass. Well it was a screaming success!

Wrong again, bud. I'm not gullible. Whether I believe in Titor is not applicable in this thread. You, are the real ass for thinking it was a screaming success.

Don't bother replying to me, because I've just put you on my "ignore" list.
 
Alright I feel real stupid, I was bord and no I dont realize the horrors I have done. I do feel bad about the kidnaping thing especially with all the sick stuff going on the internet, I should have used more discression. Does anyone know where little titor is? I believe in my heart and soul that titor dosent exist (that includes little titor) and why would you accept my apology then kick me in the face. Nobody likes to be ignored /ttiforum/images/graemlins/frown.gif
 
Ok, I deleted the kidnaping part. Very sorry.

EDIT: What good that did, the ignorer laminated it as a trophy on her post. Shes the bad one.
I now leave this forum hated by some, respected by all.
 
The Jokes not on anybody because there was no joke. it wasn't funny it wasn't even remotely interesting and the only reason I am replying is, the same reason I always will. It entertains me to see just how delusional the people with no self esteem are.

hope you had a real blast.
 
No self esteem? How did you come to that conclusion? And I dont really take meds, A little vicodin here and there or a valium when the stress kicks in but other than that I think Im sound...

EDIT: And to be completely truthful my esteem does waver at times, and my self respect too but Im human and thats my excuse.
 
Goodbye Ren, wish you and Titor the best of luck. Give him my regards. This is queezy sighning off and god bless.
EDIT: Thought the post above didnt go thru sorry bout the double post /ttiforum/images/graemlins/smile.gif Alas Im gone!
 
Susan,

I think that queezy is just a silly Greyhound. Too much sun in the summer and far too cold in the winter in Atascadero (which means mud hole, BTW).

On the other hand he might live at the south end of the city along U.S. 101. That would make sense, all else considered. The Atascadero State Hospital is at the south end of town. It's a huge psych unit for the criminally insane.
 
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