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TimeLord

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IN YEAR 2039 PASSWORD WAS MADE AVAILABLE FOR TIME TRAVELER. I AM HERE AS CORESPONDENT FOR THE FUTURES. LAND HAS BEEN DESTROYED IN FUTURE, MUCH LOSS. I HERE FOR WARNING. DO NOT GO BIG CITY IN THIS YEAR. THANK YOU.
 
IN YEAR 2039 PASSWORD WAS MADE AVAILABLE FOR TIME TRAVELER.
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Did they get Bill Cullen to host your Password?
 
I AM NOT UNDERSTAND WHAT IS MEAN. IRAN MAKE FIRST STRIKE ON WEST IN MAY MONTH OF PRESENT YEAR. WEST NO FIGHT BECAUSE NO BULLETS. IN YEAR 2015 NEW RELIGION FORM AND OVERTAKE ALL LANDS. NEW LANGUAGE MADE. IN 2039 ONE LANGUAGE IN WORLD AND OLD LANGUAGE TAUGHT FEW. WORLD PEACE BUT MUCH DESTRUCTION BEFORE.
 
Dai Wei, me love pork and minh yee with egg roll. Or was that Mork and Mindy rolling in an egg from Ork?
 
Well to be honest I would know if the timeline has changed, I've got this huge crystal thing on the timeship Zodiac, can't remember exactly what it's called, a xeenarium timeline alteration detector matrix or some such jargon, Johnny Titor installed it the last time we were on Neptune, boy that was one heckuva trip! I think Creedo299 got rear-ended by a Jovian time-slug at one point, how we laughed! But I digress, anyway the XTADM or whatever its called, the crystal thing, it basically observes a timeline and if any changes happen it can track them. To be honest its quite dull, but sometimes when I'm twatted off my gourd on super-heavy duty Muscle Cake weed from Uranus it's pleasant to just sit by it and drool while it spins around with it's little lights twinkling.

So, basically if you want to know if any timelines have changed, just ask me.

Westside.
 
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