I am not from 2026

dave_kinky

dave_kinky

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God's death, 2026 is one of the dullest and most boring years ever. Travel to any timekink and practically nothing happens. I went there once with Johnny Titor (yes we took the cage holding Creedo299, Chrono was feeling poorly and only felt up to a runny egg on the Zodiac) and we literally had to drink lunarium juice until our eyes bled it was so appallingly tedious.

* I URGE ALL TIME TRAVELLERS TO AVOID 2026 AT ALL COSTS *

No wonder the little fella from 2026 travelled back in time, I think this is proof that he is a time traveller, seriously if any of you primitives are still alive when the '26 rolls around kill yourself, yeah? Remember my words.

Laters cavepeople!
 
Why do you call 2026 the year of God's death? And why do you tell other time travelers to avoid 2026? What happens in that year?
 
I do not call 2026 the year of God's death, 'God's death' is a standard phrase in my future world of the future, we are far too skeptical and evolved to believe there is a giant invisible space pixie tut-tutting everytime we plug into the 3D Britney, ya dig?

I tell people to avoid 2026 precisely for the reason that NOTHING happens, it is the most piss-boring tedious year in human history, seriously kids try and invent suspended animation and sleep the year off, its the equivalent of drowning in molasses whilst having your three eyes gouged out by a mute lizard man. Yes its really that boring.


Laters cavepeople

The Dave
 
Interesting year of several in that era. They finally got the land expansion program operating properly two years before. For your information, the mass of seawater in the oceans was upheld by a percolate antigrav, creating discrete radiated spokes of force in the seawater to hold it above the ocean base permanently, permitting the exploitation of the former seabase for agriculture and settlement. Quite something to walk on renovated ground and see a mass of millions of tons of water above you as a firmament.
 
Warrior381 do you make a habit of asking me if I have a time machine? Read my posts before I set Johnny Titor and his Fighting Diamondbacks Reunion Squad on yer

Dave
 
The field of time travel thought is filled with too many turnips. Now if an undisclosed Egyptian funerary wall painting came to light, showing clear evidence of crosstime communication, what would happen to it? It would be suppressed of course!
 
The pharaoh is led, after having his heart weighed against a feather in the scales ( yeah, no probs!) by Horus, to the culmination of his personal after death journey.
 
Believe me you don't want to know which bit of a Lizard Man you 'milk' the Lunarium Juice from!

Luckily Creedo is a master of the black art!

The Dave
 
Believe me you don't want to know which bit of a Lizard Man you 'milk' the Lunarium Juice from!
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Well I will stick to my secret receipt for my special homemade Arkansas Moonshine. It is probably far better anyway. Well why I am on the subject I hear my meds calling me. This stuff will put hair on your chest and cure anything. At least after a few shots it will make you think your cured. If my post start getting a little whacky you know why.
 
Believe me you don't want to know which bit of a Lizard Man you 'milk' the Lunarium Juice from!
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if i remember correctly from the chronohistorian thread, it would be the knee.

all his talks of cake obviously ended up being his downfall. that cake was rather old...

all your muscle trees are belong to us.
 
all his talks of cake obviously ended up being his downfall. that cake was rather old...
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Well, I know for a fact that MacArthur's Park is melting in the dark. All that damn, sweet, green icing flowing down. Some ahole left that cake out in the rain, and I just don't think I can take it, because yo dawg, it took so frickin' long to bake it! And with my damn luck, I'll never have that recipe again. Oh no!!

all your muscle trees are belong to us.
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Bwaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahaha! Yer a riot, dude! Thanks for that laugh!
RMT
 
corn and sugar! woot!
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Reactors receipt for moonshine.
Yeah, actually you can get a two pound bag(s) of corn at wally world (wal-mart). Mash it (going thru the process of turning it into sugar.) Put that in some water maybe with a little extra sugar if needed. Then destill it. Can be done in the kitchen (tea kettle with a plug and coil or a pressure cooker drilled and out-fitted with a coil) but also can be done in the sun with an old fashion sun still (a bucket, glass, saran rap, and a ball.) Pour off the wood alc. out of the first drippings.

Last note - You can also just use plain sugar if you want to skip the mashing part and make voka. I recommend a specific gravity meter for getting it right. You can google it.
 
The Lizard Man's KNEE! Bwah ha ha ha

Right thats it, I'm sending the Nanobots into my Cerebral Cortex to give the Chronostrip another kicking
 
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