I am from the year 2013

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DietWater

Temporal Novice
I am a time traveler from the year 2013. I built a time machine using an old car battery and some lighter fluid (I don't have a picture, and I can't really remember what it looks like... don't ask.)

Instead of going to the press, betting on sports, or making a fortune on the stock market, I've decided to come to you, the only people who might believe me, and tell you about the world in 2013.

In 2013:

"The Simpsons" is no longer on the air, but is syndicated.
Gas prices are higher.
Televisions are bigger.
Plenty of children are "left behind".
Computers are more powerful.
Microsoft still monopolizes... pretty much everything.
The vast majority of American politicians are white males.
4 out of 5 dentists recommend Listerine.
The Coca-Cola Company now produces "Diet Dasani".
Historians now consider the ultimate achievement of the Information Age to be "Gillette Fusion Technology".
Yone Minagawa is dead.

I hope this is helpful. I can't wait for the NCAA Tourney... here's a hint: KD of TX will go all the way...
 
Can you tell us what transpired from 2007-13 from your perspective is there any more Katrina type storms (hurricane) earthquakes that have really affected you and how has that affected you and your families every day life
 
I watch a lot of ESPN Classic, and spend a lot of time on Wikipedia (which has overtaken the Library of Congress as the worlds foremost source of information).

There are plenty of hurricanes, but few of them are as bad as Katrina... Stewart was the worst.

Only the cool people wear shiny silver jumpsuits.
 
Well, I had a good laugh at your post, dietwater(how original). You left out the poleshift and the importance of the changing sun/global warming, the NEW WORLD ORDER. I see what matters the most to you. Better stock up on food and water. Things are about to heat up.
 
Honestly, I am quite fed up with ignorant, lieing, fakeass timetravelers when we are right on the brink of war and in danger of a poleshift. Didn't their mommas raise them better? I do believe in John Titor. Everything he has stated is coming about, but he didn't mention a poleshift. Here is a message to the lieing imbeciles. If you have nothing constructive to say, get lost. If you have a solution to earth's horrific problems at this time, feel free to give some advice.
 
A great King of Europe once found himself in the company of his subjects, unable to think of anything to say. Not wanting this to happen again, he gathered the wisest men in his kingdom and charged them with finding the "perfect saying", something that could be said in war, in peace, in good times and bad, and always be appropriate. After much deliberation, they returned to the king with a piece of parchment. "And this, too, shall pass."

"He who controls the past, controls the present. He who controls the present, controls the future." -1984 (adapted, I can't remember the exact quote)

"Do only which is right." -Sole Dogma of the Universal Life Church

"Before you can change the world, you must change your outlook. When you change your outlook, you can see the good. When you see the good, you have changed the world." -Anonymous

Think about that...
 
DietWater
Hi Diet I'm Doggie I just wanted to ask you three questions so here they are and thanks for answering all of these questions for me and thanks for your time and patience and listening too and thanks for advice and info well here goes:

1. What kind of entertainment and transportation do you have in your timeline?

2. Do you have time machines and teleporters in your timeline?

3. Is time travel and teleportation outlawed or against the law in your timeline?

thanks for everything and thanks for being honest and cool to me and I hope you have a great day and I hope your time in this timeline is fine or good I will talk with you again later on and see ya later thanks in advance see ya later!
 
This was a joke... I know you all know that I wasn't serious, but I'm not trying to be the next big thing. I was just commenting on the absurdity of some of the "predictions" by these Titor-wannabes.

Sorry for wasting your time.
 
DW,

Like a lot of the members, I too get tired of seeing the same-old, same-old wannabe Titoresque TT story.

But I did get a laugh at your initial post...and you made it obvious that it was a joke.
 
nightwatcher,

Oh, your silver jumpsuit will be absolutely appropriate in the future. The King will return.
 
well... sometimes people post "descriptions" of their "time machines" that are even worse than mine, but they're trying to be taken seriously.

I'm glad you got a laugh... and I'm sure the shiny jumpsuit will be cool.
 
Gilmer
Hi Gilmer it's Doggie I just wanted to say would you be able to show us a pic or movie of your encounters of the future and the past? I am very interested in what your doing I am a believer in time travel and other subjects now here is a question what kind of entertainment and transportation do you have in your timeline? thanks for your time and patience and thanks for listening also is their a statue of a horse with a clock or time clock in your timeline I ask this because I have heard of the philadelphia experiment and montauk project just wondering thanks for everything I will talk with you again later on!
 
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