TheCigSmokingMan
Rift Surfer
We have sent my "operatives" to the TRUMP TAJ MAHAL over the years... /ttiforum/images/graemlins/smile.gif
We have "tested" the BLACK JACK tables...
If one "recalls" the movie "THE COOLER" with William H. Macy, Maria Bello and Alec Baldwin...
The basic premise is that "a cooler" will sit next to you at a casino and ruin your "game and winning streak"..
The metaphor for the movie is the "bad luck guy"...
But it REALITY we suspect CASINOS use "bad poker players" to "ruin your game"
OH YES! when you sit down at a black jack table...
We suspect CASINOS send "paid bad black jack" players to sit next to you...
This is the "REAL REASON" the HOUSE ALMOST ALWAYS WINS IN Casinos... In New Jersey and Las Vegas!!!
You see they "worry about CARD COUNTING" crews that "Beat the house"...
But CARD COUNTING CREWS take up the ENTIRE TABLE...
Its the REAL SECRET TO THEIR SUCCESS... Not the "card counting"...
"Card Counting" sure it helps a great deal... but it "crew card counting" INSURES A GOOD TABLE!!!
By taking up all the seats!
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HOW TO BEAT DONALD TRUMP!!! /ttiforum/images/graemlins/smile.gif
So we recommend the following!!! at the TRUMP TAJ MAHAL... And ALL OTHER CASINOS...
Go to the VIDEO POKER MACHINES on the left of the CASINO ENTRANCE off the boardwalk... or near the front entrances.
Play the "max" at the VIDEO POKER MACHINE...
Play for a "straight" or ROYAL FLUSH...
And WIN!!! /ttiforum/images/graemlins/smile.gif
Of course, they will "hurriedly" change the "microchips" in the machines after this post...
But it is "well known" that SLOT MACHINES and VIDEO POKER MACHINES...
HAVE BETTER ODDS near the ENTRANCES of CASINOS...
Seems to "violate gaming standards" laws though... /ttiforum/images/graemlins/smile.gif
The "odds" of these "machines" should be THE SAME AT EVERY MACHINE!!!
But I would wait "awhile" after this post... To try the "method" of GETTING THE DONALD's MONEY!!! /ttiforum/images/graemlins/smile.gif
We had a few "operatives" try this method and they won!!!
But "mysteriously" their cars were "hit" in the TRUMP VALET PARKING LOT!
It "seems" casinos.. Don't like it when you "win" and "leave" with their money...
Be Warned!
TheCigMan
We have "tested" the BLACK JACK tables...
If one "recalls" the movie "THE COOLER" with William H. Macy, Maria Bello and Alec Baldwin...
The basic premise is that "a cooler" will sit next to you at a casino and ruin your "game and winning streak"..
The metaphor for the movie is the "bad luck guy"...
But it REALITY we suspect CASINOS use "bad poker players" to "ruin your game"
OH YES! when you sit down at a black jack table...
We suspect CASINOS send "paid bad black jack" players to sit next to you...
This is the "REAL REASON" the HOUSE ALMOST ALWAYS WINS IN Casinos... In New Jersey and Las Vegas!!!
You see they "worry about CARD COUNTING" crews that "Beat the house"...
But CARD COUNTING CREWS take up the ENTIRE TABLE...
Its the REAL SECRET TO THEIR SUCCESS... Not the "card counting"...
"Card Counting" sure it helps a great deal... but it "crew card counting" INSURES A GOOD TABLE!!!
By taking up all the seats!
=================================================================================================
HOW TO BEAT DONALD TRUMP!!! /ttiforum/images/graemlins/smile.gif
So we recommend the following!!! at the TRUMP TAJ MAHAL... And ALL OTHER CASINOS...
Go to the VIDEO POKER MACHINES on the left of the CASINO ENTRANCE off the boardwalk... or near the front entrances.
Play the "max" at the VIDEO POKER MACHINE...
Play for a "straight" or ROYAL FLUSH...
And WIN!!! /ttiforum/images/graemlins/smile.gif
Of course, they will "hurriedly" change the "microchips" in the machines after this post...
But it is "well known" that SLOT MACHINES and VIDEO POKER MACHINES...
HAVE BETTER ODDS near the ENTRANCES of CASINOS...
Seems to "violate gaming standards" laws though... /ttiforum/images/graemlins/smile.gif
The "odds" of these "machines" should be THE SAME AT EVERY MACHINE!!!
But I would wait "awhile" after this post... To try the "method" of GETTING THE DONALD's MONEY!!! /ttiforum/images/graemlins/smile.gif
We had a few "operatives" try this method and they won!!!
But "mysteriously" their cars were "hit" in the TRUMP VALET PARKING LOT!
It "seems" casinos.. Don't like it when you "win" and "leave" with their money...
Be Warned!
TheCigMan