TheCigSmokingMan
Rift Surfer
How to spot \"Evil NSA Persons\" It\'s SO EASY!!! 
Well... We have a "few methods" for spotting "Evil NSA people"
They are usually "Italian who have worked for the "phone companies"...
Bell Labs, Bell Corp, Lucent, AT&T and all the "ma bells"...
Sometimes they have the job for just a "couple of years..."
But it seems to "really mean something..."
Also, If you are a "VETERAN" of the U.S. Armed Services of "Italian Descent"...
Oh yes...
We believe they are "Evil NSA/DIA/CIA" nuts of "unimaginable capabilities" and/or "experience"
And its get better...
And "COP" of "Italian Descent" in the NYC Area...
Oh yes... We believe they are "Evil NSA/CIA/DIA" type people?
Why? Them? You ask?
Because they are "Evil Aliens" we think are "Italians or Italian Americans"
And have "weird psychic" or "super villian comic book like" powers...
They "only look human"...
They're not.
TheCigMan
P.S. And if they are of British, German, Jewish Heritage, Jewish Religion including Q'Ballah, Russian, Chinese, Mexican, Chinese "impersonating a Mexican", and/or BLOND IRISH and/or "evil irish super like beings"...
They are most likely "EVIL NSA/DIA/CIA" type people too... Not in charge like the "Italians" but "colaborators"... "Evil mo fos" as they say...
Well... We have a "few methods" for spotting "Evil NSA people"
They are usually "Italian who have worked for the "phone companies"...
Bell Labs, Bell Corp, Lucent, AT&T and all the "ma bells"...
Sometimes they have the job for just a "couple of years..."
But it seems to "really mean something..."
Also, If you are a "VETERAN" of the U.S. Armed Services of "Italian Descent"...
Oh yes...
We believe they are "Evil NSA/DIA/CIA" nuts of "unimaginable capabilities" and/or "experience"
And its get better...
And "COP" of "Italian Descent" in the NYC Area...
Oh yes... We believe they are "Evil NSA/CIA/DIA" type people?
Why? Them? You ask?
Because they are "Evil Aliens" we think are "Italians or Italian Americans"
And have "weird psychic" or "super villian comic book like" powers...
They "only look human"...
They're not.
TheCigMan
P.S. And if they are of British, German, Jewish Heritage, Jewish Religion including Q'Ballah, Russian, Chinese, Mexican, Chinese "impersonating a Mexican", and/or BLOND IRISH and/or "evil irish super like beings"...
They are most likely "EVIL NSA/DIA/CIA" type people too... Not in charge like the "Italians" but "colaborators"... "Evil mo fos" as they say...