How I came to be a time traveller (ish)

dave_kinky

dave_kinky

Temporal Navigator
Shockingly I have recently discovered that robots called 'Exterminators' who look just like you primitive humans were sent back in time by a killer computer to kill my mother before I was born as I then go on to father the leader of the primitive human resistance - John Kinky. What are the chances of that happening eh?

I have also decided not to use the word 'timeline' as you primitive humans seem so keen to use. Big J Tit seems to have perpetrated this term (I really can't be bothered to find out if he stole it from some science fiction book from 1957 or some [censored],pur-leeese). I propose 'timekink' as the new replacement phrase. The Tit agrees with me, so please proceed

Glad to be of help Dave x
 
Oh and furthermore, what the crud are some of you lot on about? You all appear to be having wild masturbatory fantasies about your cavepeople civilisation being ravaged by famines, diseases, wars and crazy religious raptures.

Kids, there are far better things to have masturbatory fantasies over. Cheer up you miserable gits!

Dave

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Kids, there are far better things to have masturbatory fantasies over.
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Such as the launch of USA's Space Shuttle Discovery this evening!


Oh, and some Jessica Alba thrown-in for good measure! /ttiforum/images/graemlins/smile.gif
RMT
 
Oh and furthermore, what the crud are some of you lot on about? You all appear to be having wild masturbatory fantasies about your cavepeople civilisation being ravaged by famines, diseases, wars and crazy religious raptures.

Kids, there are far better things to have masturbatory fantasies over. Cheer up you miserable gits!

Dave
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Well I guess the dramatics help keep this place exciting. I know when I get tired of upgrading my time machine as I am constantly doing I take time out to read what is going on here.
 
Such as the launch of USA's Space Shuttle Discovery this evening!
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I just watched that.
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Now THAT is what "real" science looks like! All the rest of the claptrap that you read around here that cannot be accurately described with math & physics is nothing more than hallucinatory pipe dreams.

RMT
 
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