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why don't you prove to us that you are for real by either giving us details of technology or events in our close future? Then maybe you'll get the help you need.
 
people try it all dont they? im kinda getting burnt out on these people, so ill make it quick...

you wont be taken seiously, you have the screen name of a time travel enthusiast, and the character of a lost person. think harder next time...
 
yes, they do try it all. Just for once, I'd like to see a fellow divulge PROOF. There are a thousand ways to prove it, how is it that nobody has any of this proof? I guess they're all wannabies. Speaking of Wannabies, the Spice Girls are going on tour...

oh yeah... I know,... "you can't bring any non living devices through the time portal" ...Or "only one people can go though the time stream", ....or "even though I did not study every detail of your history, I still can't go to the future for 5 minutes, look up the answers to the questions you ask to prove my existance, and comeback to share them with you",... or "the time machine is controlled by the men in blue and will only bring me back at an unknown time".... or (one of my favorites), "even if i tell you what will happen tomorrow, you'd just say it was a good guess"...or (even better) "even if I tell you what will happen tomorrow, the knowledge of it by you could change the time stream and make it not happen".... or "I live with my mommy and I can't leave the house past midnight, so I fabricate time travel stories between porn searches".... uh.
 
All I ask is that someone help me. I need to get home.
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Just dial 1-800-Timecab. That's 1-800- "T-T-M-E C-A-B". Call now for your temporal taxi ride home. That's 1-800-843-3222.

Temporal Time Cab (TM)...Because we care.

Hablamos Espanol.

Mastercard, Visa, American Express accepted. Our drivers carry no more that $20.00 cash.
 
Ring...Ring...Ring

TC: "Temporal Time Cab" (TM)

TP: Hi, my name is Time Preacher and I need a ride from 2007 to 1908. Do you go there?

TC: Sure do, pal. You're a Czarist?

TP: I am. How did you know that?

TC: The accent. I'm good with accents, tovarich.

TP: Bloody good show, that. Anyway, how much?

TC: Hmmm...it's $3.00 flat for the first 20 years and then $1.00 per full or partial decade thereafter. Oh, yeah. There's a surcharge for traveling through 1938...that's $2.00. Total is $13.00...lucky you. Heh. We'll be there is ten minutes.

TP: Thanks. I want to get to Russia in time for the pogrom program. My friend, Einstein W. Wrong, lives there. We want to be purged together.

TC: Right. Don't want to miss that. By the way, how did you find out about our company?

TP: Saw your add on Time Travel Institute.

TC: Right.

Click...buzz
 
I believe Titorian already not only explained the concept of time travel but also told you folks how to build one, or a landing base at lease.
 
I believe Titorian already not only explained the concept of time travel but also told you folks how to build one, or a landing base at lease.
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He did? Where,' prey tell, did he explain time travel? I believe his comment was something along the lines of, "I am a layman. I couldn't even explain the simplist concept..."

About all he did was state that E=mc^2 thus C = mE^2 (which means that C = m^3 and C = E^3 therefore any and all m (or E) = cube root of C. Huh?)

According to Titorian you're the brains behind the outfit. Why don't tyou take a crack at showing the mathematical proofs that lead to C=mE^2?

PS: Do it on another thread. We don't really want to hijack this one. /ttiforum/images/graemlins/smile.gif
 
Eric,

Yep. And he started posting six weeks before he was supposed to arrive and blow our socks off. I don't know about you but my socks flew off at his astounding...

"Test"

"Testing"

"Because the universe is E=MC2. It's relative to light and light is everywhere, it's not relative to any "thing" in the universe. There is no "you are here" to the universe."

and the oh, so brilliant,


"I believe Titorian already not only explained the concept of time travel but also told you folks how to build one, or a landing base at lease."

Be still my heart. I'll never, ever forget 29-Jun-2007. Wow!

 
Oh Rats! TimePreacher edited out his post and now I can't remember what his story was (if you know, please don't remind me).

And where in the hellish halls of Hades is Bransonian? Or did he come and go? My fault--I'm sooooo careless about keeping up-to-date on these things.

Note to shareholders: We need to hold a fire sale to clean out some of these older time travelers to make room for the new ones who will appear any time now.This forum is like a transient hotel: if they're here more than a few weeks, they should either apply for a weekly rate or have the grace to pack their bags and leave. /ttiforum/images/graemlins/smile.gif
 
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