Greetings once again!

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Titor98

Temporal Novice
Long time no see eh?
What all these BS in these forums??? You selling shirts with my name???
Anyway im back once again my previous mission to retrieve a IBM 5100 was accomplished however we couldnt use it for our purpose. As you saw many things that i said to you didnt happened because i accidentaly changed the original timeline. My mission now is to go back in 1975 find my self retrieving IBM 5100 and execute myself. This is the only chance to change the timeline back in normal.
I will stay in this year for a couple of days as i prepare myself for the mission. You know when i execute myself in 1975 John Titor as you all know will never exist. I will never born in 1998 and you never meet me.
 
Long time no see eh?
What all these BS in these forums??? You selling shirts with my name???
Anyway im back once again my previous mission to retrieve a IBM 5100 was accomplished however we couldnt use it for our purpose. As you saw many things that i said to you didnt happened because i accidentaly changed the original timeline. My mission now is to go back in 1975 find my self retrieving IBM 5100 and execute myself. This is the only chance to change the timeline back in normal.
I will stay in this year for a couple of days as i prepare myself for the mission. You know when i execute myself in 1975 John Titor as you all know will never exist. I will never born in 1998 and you never meet me.
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John, in the intervening years, you've become illiterate. No commas, no apostrophes. Bad subject/verb agreement. Myself is actually just one word. You should be trying to change the timeline "back to normal" not "back in normal". "I" should be capitalized. "Born" in the context in which you use it is an intransitive verb, "will never BE born". "Meet" is also in the wrong tense. Should be in future perfect, "will never meet".

John Titor was a lot of things. Functionally illiterate wasn't one of them.

Furthermore, this doesn't even match Titor's style. Try to imagine you're a little bit aristocratic, and you're speaking down to people. That'll help you mimic his tone better.

The idea of Titor going back in time to kill himself is somewhat original, if not a little boring.

Style - 3/10
Composition - 2/10
Originality - 5/10

Total - 10/30 - 30% - FAIL!
 
I would like to see your mental condition if you had a mission like mine. Would you calm to write letters and sentences correctly or not...?
Anyway i described the truth above and i was expecting a warmer "welcome".
 
I wouldn't just up and forget English grammar and syntax. I wouldn't revise my entire pattern of speech. And, if you were expecting a "warmer welcome", I'll quote a sage from /b/... "Lurk MOAR!"
 
Anyway i described the truth above and i was expecting a warmer "welcome".
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We so love you, "John". Can we send you some money? A blank check, maybe? Please, do go on telling us more "truthy" stories of your great and intrepid nature as you fulfill your mission of destiny. I am sure Pamela will be happy to hear you are back. Maybe you two can finally hook-up.

RMT
 
Anyway im back once again my previous mission to retrieve a IBM 5100 was accomplished however we couldnt use it for our purpose. As you saw many things that i said to you didnt happened because i accidentaly changed the original timeline. My mission now is to go back in 1975 find my self retrieving IBM 5100 and execute myself. This is the only chance to change the timeline back in normal.
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So......all your posts on this forum and others will thus disappear. After all, if you don't survive the 1975 trip then you CANNOT post here in 2000/2001.

As you thus never post here....there is therefore NO REASON for you to come here and announce that you are going to shoot yourself in order to reverse the timeline. After all....none of us have ever heard of you !

Quod erat demonstratum.
 
I await the mass disappearance of posts, the total expurgation of all memory of Titor from all our memories, the changing of a whole bunch of historical events.......etc etc etc.

Ya know......something tells me this ain't gonna happen. Call it a hunch.
 
I await the mass disappearance of posts, the total expurgation of all memory of Titor from all our memories, the changing of a whole bunch of historical events.......etc etc etc.

Ya know......something tells me this ain't gonna happen. Call it a hunch.
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Shouldn't they already be gone? I mean, from our vantage point, he has already gone back and killed himself in 1975. Due to the fact the posts are all still here, then that means he failed.

Wow, this faker has got to be one of the most shallow thinkers of them all!
RMT
 
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