Gone back to 2009 from 2037

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armani_lopota

Temporal Novice
Hi,

It seems it's a place where people claim to have time travelled. Well, I think I have. I was just going to sleep. I took off my clothes and went into a bed and it seemed I was sleeping already when I started to see like a dream. I got out of the bed and realized it is not a dream. In front of me ancient comp.
I was curious. I knew sth about old comps since my father still has one from around the same era. I saw that it's XP and it took time to figure it out but I'm here now.

Wow, that's strange /ttiforum/images/graemlins/smile.gif

Anyway, I looked in the mirror and I saw a different face... not my own face. And then I look at the calendar and it's 2009. I wonder if it's a dream or not but I doubt it's a dream since I can control myself and do stuff. 6-20, I have time travelled!!!

My name is Armani Lopota. I'm actually not American or from English speaking country. I'm from EU, from the Eastern part of it. I was born in 2014. So in your time I haven't been born yet.

I was always interested in these kinds of things like time travel but never thought sth like that would happen to me. I suspect it's parallel universe though since latest theories say that it's impossible to go back in time to the same universe.

PS: I just found that Barack Obama is the current US president and Lisbon Treaty still hasn't been ratified. Interesting...
 
Hi,

It seems it's a place where people claim to have time travelled. Well, I think I have. I was just going to sleep. I took off my clothes and went into a bed and it seemed I was sleeping already when I started to see like a dream. I got out of the bed and realized it is not a dream. In front of me ancient comp.
I was curious. I knew sth about old comps since my father still has one from around the same era. I saw that it's XP and it took time to figure it out but I'm here now.

Wow, that's strange

Anyway, I looked in the mirror and I saw a different face... not my own face. And then I look at the calendar and it's 2009. I wonder if it's a dream or not but I doubt it's a dream since I can control myself and do stuff. 6-20, I have time travelled!!!

My name is Armani Lopota. I'm actually not American or from English speaking country. I'm from EU, from the Eastern part of it. I was born in 2014. So in your time I haven't been born yet.

I was always interested in these kinds of things like time travel but never thought sth like that would happen to me. I suspect it's parallel universe though since latest theories say that it's impossible to go back in time to the same universe.

PS: I just found that Barack Obama is the current US president and Lisbon Treaty still hasn't been ratified. Interesting...
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-They can´t hacked these machines to comit fraud again!

-Time past at different rate here.

-Nice that you will experience the Great Catastrophe aka The Pending Poleshift in this timeline!!!

Welcome Aboard!

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It seems it's a place where people claim to have time travelled. Well, I think I have. I was just going to sleep. I took off my clothes and went into a bed and it seemed I was sleeping already when I started to see like a dream. I got out of the bed and realized it is not a dream. In front of me ancient comp.
I was curious. I knew sth about old comps since my father still has one from around the same era. I saw that it's XP and it took time to figure it out but I'm here now.
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So let me get this straight. You 'wake up' and find yourself suddenly in a different body in a different time......and rather than having the screaming heebie jeebies and dialling 911 and asking 'what the hell happened to the world ??'........you calmly and casually sit down at a ( conveniently placed..eh ) computer and log into some internet chat forum.

Sure....sounds totally believable !

I take it that your email address that you used to register here somehow became available 5 years before you were even born....lol !
 
My name is Armani Lopota. I'm actually not American or from English speaking country. I'm from EU, from the Eastern part of it. I was born in 2014. So in your time I haven't been born yet.
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Hello Armani Lopota, nice to meet you :D

Tell us about the advances in technology in your future world. Has anti-gravity technology been discovered yet?
 
Warrior381, The Real John TitorTM and me have done some research in THE FUTURE and have some news about the ultimate fate of Jacin Young you may be very interested in....
 
Warrior381, The Real John TitorTM and me have done some research in THE FUTURE and have some news about the ultimate fate of Jacin Young you may be very interested in....


i am interested in Jacin M Young and by the way...go ahead and post it on this board thank you
 
do you remember if there is a Pole shift in 2012? also do you know a guy name Jacin Young??
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Warrior,

There's good news, bad news and ugly news for you re 2012.

The Good: In 2012 Aaron Ruell, with funding from Exec Producer Dave Kinky, is going to produce and direct "Napoleon Dynamite 3" and cast major parts for Adam, Creedo and you. You and Adam have plans to restart Tec-Time using your film proceeds in order to further your time travel project(s). Creedo plans to start his own ISP.

The Bad: It's an indie film on a restricted budget. Unable to utilize standard film Aaron has to shoot the movie on video. During the last day of filming the poles flip, the good ship Zodiac hovering above the set loses power, crashes into the post production tent, all of the video is destroyed and the project, now out of money, is abandoned.

The Ugly: The following day Creedo starts posting again on this forum.
 
Jacin Young, hmmm. Well me and The Real John TitorTM flipped on our Time Belts TM, made sure little Ethan had eaten his Sxkarrls, fed some swill to Creedo299 and gave Zeshua's scales a good brush then hopped back to the dim and distant badlands of the 21st century. Now TRJT TM isn't a big fan of the 21st century what with what happened in 2036, 2039 and indeed 2045 when he first met the Kinky in a bar in downtown Nebraska. But I said to him, I said "John Boy I know you prefer it off in the 27th century where internet porn is available as soon as you think about it, and the bandwidth is so big that you could drive a starship through the cable, and all those delicious wars killing billions of lowly humanoids have happened and [censored], but seriously we need to head back and find out what happened to Jacin Young!"

Now, as you might agree, what the heck have TRJT TM and Dave Of The Mighty House Of Kinky got to gain from finding out about Jacin Young? From all accounts Jacin Young is the 'real name' of the person calling themselves Warrior381 and has his 'questions for time travellers' on permanent cut and paste on a word document - NB - 'Will Jacin Young be rich and famous and a time traveller'?

Johnny was most unimpressed at this, that I would even consider wasting valuable Time Belt TM credits on finding out the answer to this unrelenting question NB - 'Will Jacin Young be rich and famous and a time traveller'?, one which, it seems is asked EVERY DAY WITHOUT FAIL to some new sad 14 year old virgin boychild from Oregon calling themselves Time_Travel09 and pretending to be John Titor 10 minutes after reading his Wikipedia entry and googling for this forum. I said 'Johnny, maybe if we do a thorough check Warrior381 will be satisfied and not ask that question any more?'

Johhny eventually agreed and Time Belts akimbo we zipped down the time lanes to find out the final unequivocal answer to that very query NB - 'Will Jacin Young be rich and famous and a time traveller'?

So here it is

Drum roll

NO
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Glad to be of help, Dave
 
Dave_kinky what does he said about me?? hmm come on on on give me the answer I not looking for a rich and powerful way so what is my death Dave what is my death maybe i will be rapture taken by the church...when Jesus Christ call me home i be home hehehe ahahaha



/ttiforum/images/graemlins/confused.gif i am so confused with Dave_Kinky /ttiforum/images/graemlins/loveit.gif
 
Oh good grief, its really not confusing at all, my little mammal friend Warrior. Here is the truth of the answers you seek

Will Jacin Young be rich and famous in the future? No

Will Jacin Young ever be a time traveller? No

Will Jacin Young be fictionally 'raptured' by his imaginary friend 'Jesus'? No

Will Jacin Young be the first person in the 21st century killed by multiple blows to the head by a 26th century Time Belt TM? Yes, the way he's going

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Oh good grief, its really not confusing at all, my little mammal friend Warrior. Here is the truth of the answers you seek

Will Jacin Young be rich and famous in the future? No

Will Jacin Young ever be a time traveller? No

Will Jacin Young be fictionally 'raptured' by his imaginary friend 'Jesus'? No

Will Jacin Young be the first person in the 21st century killed by multiple blows to the head by a 26th century Time Belt TM? Yes, the way he's going

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ok i see Dave thank you.
End of story.
 
Don't cry little Warrior Jacin. Although it is entirely your fault that John Titor (The Real John Titor TM mind, not an impostor or Chronohistorian) has returned to THE FUTURE to Titor Towers and you should hang your head in shame, there are other things in life which are far better than riches, fame and time travel. Perhaps you could go for a brisk stroll in the countryside with a good book, or you could date a rosy cheeked girl with firm thighs and watch movies together, rather than hang around time travel forums in the unlikely hope that you will become Dr Who? Something for you to ponder, eh? Best of luck

Creepy Uncle Dave
 
Don't cry little Warrior Jacin. Although it is entirely your fault that John Titor (The Real John Titor TM mind, not an impostor or Chronohistorian) has returned to THE FUTURE to Titor Towers and you should hang your head in shame, there are other things in life which are far better than riches, fame and time travel. Perhaps you could go for a brisk stroll in the countryside with a good book, or you could date a rosy cheeked girl with firm thighs and watch movies together, rather than hang around time travel forums in the unlikely hope that you will become Dr Who? Something for you to ponder, eh? Best of luck

Creepy Uncle Dave

well there is many thing happen to me like i wonder is there a alien Abduction going on behind my back i don't know also i wonder there is a time machine hidden by the public view and that this time travel machine is only owned by the Gov. like MIB..also i wonder hmm don't be sorry about me Dave because there is alway a Astral Projeciton and time travel by HDR unit..opp opp i think Dave misunderstood me sorry Dave but there is a time travel machine call HDR unit also Time Vortex Actiavtor maybe all need a Grid point and there u have it..


also that is the end of the story.
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My my Warrior what a paranoid little fellow you are and so many questions to be answered to help soothe you through the long dark evenings! Do you have a partner of either sex to channel your boundless energies into??

No matter, MY ANSWERS IN ANNOYING SHOUTY CAPITALS

well there is many thing happen to me like i wonder is there a alien Abduction going on behind my back i don't know : I KNOW, NO. HAVE YOU MET ANY GENUINE ALIENS? MOST OF THEM ARE VASTLY UNPLEASANT. LIZARDANS? BRUTES, WITH NO TABLE MANNERS, FOR INSTANCE. ALTHOUGH SOME OF THEIR FEMALES ARE SURPRISINGLY RECEPTIVE TO THREE OR FOURSOMES WITH CONSENTING OTHER SPECIES GIVEN THE RIGHT AMOUNT OF LUNARIUM JUICE AND A BLAST OF PHEROMONES

also i wonder there is a time machine hidden by the public view? I ASSUME YOU MEAN 'HIDDEN FROM THE PUBLIC VIEW' - OF COURSE THERE IS! NAH JUST KIDDING. 2135AD THEY GO ON SALE IN WAL-MART THOUGH. TIME BELTS TM COME LATER, AND ARE FAR LESS CUMBERSOME, ALTHOUGH DON'T MENTION TIME BELTS TM TO THE REAL JOHN TITOR TM JACIN, YOU'RE IN ENOUGH TROUBLE WITH HIM OVER THAT AS IT IS

and that this time travel machine is only owned by the Gov. like MIB..
MIB - WHAT IS MIB? MY ITCHY BALLS? THE GOVERNMENT DO OWN THEM, GODS DEATH ON THEM ALL

also i wonder hmm don't be sorry about me Dave because there is alway a Astral Projeciton and time travel by HDR unit..NO YOU'RE OFF IN FANTASY LAND AGAIN. ASTRAL PROJECITON AND TRAVEL BY HDR UNIT? ARE THESE THE NAMES OF DARK AGES TRANCE ACTS?

opp opp i think Dave misunderstood me sorry Dave but there is a time travel machine call HDR unit also Time Vortex Actiavtor maybe all need a Grid point and there u have it..YES AGAIN YOU APPEAR TO BE MAKING THIS UP AS YOU GO ALONG

There. Sleep well
 
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