You poor thing((((((((((((((((
Oh it was futile after all, you crazy young unbending thing you.
I'd rather that you didn't do anything with me thanks, and yes I did read the thread. I like to have some idea of what I'm talking about see...
The doctor prescribes a girlfriend. They're good for the constitution and particularly beneficial in soothing rampant insecurity.
(You'll be able to identify girls as the menacing creatures in the pink romper suits).
Meanwhile, here's a few words from Mr Jarvis Cocker..
You are hardcore, you make me hard
You name the drama and I'll play the part
It seems I saw you in some teenage wet dream
I like your get up if you know what I mean
I want it bad
I want it now
Oh can't you see I'm ready now
I've seen all the pictures, I've studied them forever
I wanna make a movie so let's star in it together oh..
Don't make a move 'til I say "Action"
Oh, here comes the Hardcore life.
Put your money where your mouth is tonight
Leave your make-up on & I'll leave on the light
Come over here babe & talk in the mic
Oh yeah I hear you now, it's gonna be one hell of a night.
You can't be a spectator, oh no
You got to take these dreams & make them whole
Oh this is Hardcore - there is no way back for you
Oh this is Hardcore - this is me on top of you
& I can't believe that it took me this long
That it took me this long
This is the eye of the storm
It's what men in stained raincoats pay for..
But in here it is pure, yeah
This is the end of the line
I've seen the storyline played out so many times before...
Oh that goes in there
Then that goes in there
Then that goes in there
Then that goes in there
Oh, & then it's over
Oh, what a hell of a show
But what I want to know
What exactly do you do for an encore?,
'Cos this is Hardcore.
...Invigorating, isn't it. Please use it as some kind of incentive to release your pent up sexual tension. But not here, because that's just plain filthy. Cut a swathe where it will be appreciated you prospective stud you..
(Please note Jon. If you are anything near as physically repellent as you have repeatedly displayed yourself to be mentally, don't attempt the Jarvis wooing method, or you'll end up with a restraining order).
Tatty bye..