dave_kinky
Temporal Navigator
Greetings once again to you all, primitive human life-forms from the 21st century
I, the Dave, have returned from the deep folds of THE FUTURE TM once more, to entertain you with my tales of THE FUTURE TM
But I journey not alone, nay, I have amassed a wealth of travelling companions, some old, some no doubt familiar, all of us residing in the 26th century in the floating crystal condominium known locally as TITOR TOWERS, which we purchased with the sale of the Time Ship Zodiac. Never fear though cave-dwellers, we have now leased the Zodiac back from it's Lizardan owner Bob, for a small monthly fee. Celebrations!
Think of my crew as a chrono-committee, with many strengths and much knowledge to share with you
Firstly there is myself, almost 2 metres tall, covered in holographic tattoos and with enhanced pleasure receptors, the Dave
I also have the memories and creative genius that is Brick AKA Chronohistorian attached to my cerebral cortex by nanotechnology
Then there is our housemate, the one, the original bad bwoy of time travel - Johnny Titor himself, looking all buff and grizzled in his sweaty time warrior vest with his laze gun swung over his ripply muscled shoulder
We also have his teenage nephew Ethan Titor, a sulky brat who is always trying to fly the Zodiac into some kinda trouble, the loveable scamp
Then there is the dark shuffling man-beast hybrid who only goes by the name of Creedo299 though he was known as Nigel in a previous life, he is covered in shaggy fur, lives in a kennel in our galactic garden and lives only to kill and kill again, uttering obscenities, trapped in his own private world of pain and fantasy
Then there is the brute form of Zeshua, dressed in a toga with a flowing beard like some kind of ancient Greek God, wearing a golden crown emblazoned with a cartoon lightning bolt. However she is female.
Finally our latest edition is the boy who always wanted to time travel - Warrior381, or Barry as he is also known, a synthetic being cloned from the original Warrior381 from the 21st century, his cells stolen by Ethan Titor from a used tissue found under the mat in his bedsit
We are now open for your questions, for a short time (ironically)
I, the Dave, have returned from the deep folds of THE FUTURE TM once more, to entertain you with my tales of THE FUTURE TM
But I journey not alone, nay, I have amassed a wealth of travelling companions, some old, some no doubt familiar, all of us residing in the 26th century in the floating crystal condominium known locally as TITOR TOWERS, which we purchased with the sale of the Time Ship Zodiac. Never fear though cave-dwellers, we have now leased the Zodiac back from it's Lizardan owner Bob, for a small monthly fee. Celebrations!
Think of my crew as a chrono-committee, with many strengths and much knowledge to share with you
Firstly there is myself, almost 2 metres tall, covered in holographic tattoos and with enhanced pleasure receptors, the Dave
I also have the memories and creative genius that is Brick AKA Chronohistorian attached to my cerebral cortex by nanotechnology
Then there is our housemate, the one, the original bad bwoy of time travel - Johnny Titor himself, looking all buff and grizzled in his sweaty time warrior vest with his laze gun swung over his ripply muscled shoulder
We also have his teenage nephew Ethan Titor, a sulky brat who is always trying to fly the Zodiac into some kinda trouble, the loveable scamp
Then there is the dark shuffling man-beast hybrid who only goes by the name of Creedo299 though he was known as Nigel in a previous life, he is covered in shaggy fur, lives in a kennel in our galactic garden and lives only to kill and kill again, uttering obscenities, trapped in his own private world of pain and fantasy
Then there is the brute form of Zeshua, dressed in a toga with a flowing beard like some kind of ancient Greek God, wearing a golden crown emblazoned with a cartoon lightning bolt. However she is female.
Finally our latest edition is the boy who always wanted to time travel - Warrior381, or Barry as he is also known, a synthetic being cloned from the original Warrior381 from the 21st century, his cells stolen by Ethan Titor from a used tissue found under the mat in his bedsit
We are now open for your questions, for a short time (ironically)
