For the fun of it

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Gpa

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I thought we had a thread with jokes in it already but I couldn't find it. Cosmo, if there is one feel free to move this to it.

I ran across a couple jokes I found extra funny ( by my sense of humor anyway) and I thought I would share them here. Hope you like them too.

An elderly man is stopped by the police around 1 a. m. and is asked where he is going at this time of night.

The man replies, "I am going to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body."

The officer then asks, "Really? Who is giving that lecture at this time of night?"

The man replies, "That would be my wife."

Bumper sticker on an Amish vehicle;

Energy efficient vehicle: Runs on oats and grass.

Caution: Do not step in exhaust.

 
LOL - This made me laugh a bit. Always good to know a few clean jokes that we can tell around the grandparents... All the ones I know would get me scowls ;)

 
One Sunday morning, Satan appeared before a small town congregation. Everyone started screaming and running for the front church door, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away.

Soon, everyone was gone, except for an elderly gentleman who sat calmly. Satan walked up to the man and said, "Don't you know who I am?"

The man replied, "Yep, sure do."

Satan asked, "Aren't you going to run?"

"Nope, sure ain't," said the man.

Perturbed, Satan asked, "Why aren't you afraid of me?"

The man calmly replied, "Been married to your sister for over 48 years."

 
Always good/refreshing to read good ole fashioned, clean jokes..... they always seem funnier to me than the innuendo laced non-sense you hear on the workfloor.

 
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