TheCigSmokingMan
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FBI WIRETAP DECLASSIFIED - \"The Super Guidos\"
NOTE: TRUE STORY!
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We have been authorized to post and DECLASSIFY a strange thing heard on a wiretap in Bradley Beach, N.J. in 1983.
During a "check kitting" scheme investigation of John DeGilio's nephew, the Italian mobster nephew and crew member James Davis and Mark Ferrara who were allegedly writing "bad checks" all of New Jersey and especially the Jersey Shore.
It was done by an individual who seemed to "know" he was been watched and listened to...
How? We don't know really.
But he is a "secret comedian" who went on to be a "bar stool comedian" in business bars.
He only does his routine in certain bars in front of certain people sitting near him in the bar.
He started to tell the other occupants of the New Jersey Shore house... A Comedy Routine.
They loved it and asked him to repeat "The Super Guidos" Comedian routine endlessly during the investigation.
When he did it, he would always look in all directions and then smile... /ttiforum/images/graemlins/smile.gif
The comedy routine is reminiscent of "The Shadow" Radio Show in the 1930s...
It is narrated or performed in a similiar voice...
The capital letters are really meant to be interperted in a "deep ominious" voice...
TITLE: THE SUPER GUIDOS
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THE SUPER GUIDOS!~~
Developed in a mysterious lab somewhere in Brooklyn, N.Y...~
Funded by mysterious government sources and the italian mafia...~
THE SUPER GUIDOS!~
Ant-tony, Vito, Mark and Michael...~
Developed to be "more italian" than the "average italian"...~
THE SUPER GUIDOS!~
Given the ability to have slicker darker thicker hair...~
Given the ability to have deeper darker tans...~
Given the ability to wear more "gold chains" than the "average italian"...~
THE SUPER GUIDOS!~
Given the ability to dance "better" than the "average italian"...~
Given the ability to have a "deeper sexy voice" than the "average italian"...~
Given the ability to talk "meaner and tougher" than the "average italian"...~
Given the ability to use "more curse words" than the "average italian"...~
THE SUPER GUIDOS!~
Given IROCS, Z's, Firebirds, Vettes and Camaros...~
Funded by mysterious government sources and the "italian mafia"...
THE SUPER GUIDOS!~
Given instructions by the Jewish Movie Industry with movies like "The Godfather", "Stayin Alive" and "Scarface"...
THE SUPER GUIDOS!~
THEIR MISSION???!!!~
To date the "women" of the Jersey Shore...~
And the New York Area...~
THE SUPER GUIDOS!~
To date the "women" of the New York Area...~
To date the "women" of the East Coast...~
And then the United States of America...~
THE SUPER GUIDOS!~
New York!~
America!~
Then the World!~
THE SUPER GUIDOS!~
Isn't there anyone out there who can stop them???!!!~
Before all the children have names like Mario Murphy, Tony McGimpsey and Silvo Ryan!~
Hot Chicks don't want to date "non-italians" anymore???!!!~
THE SUPER GUIDOS!~
They need to be stopped before it's too late!!!~
Before everyone is "I-TALIAN"!!!~
God Help Us!!!~
Copyright © 1983-2008 John J. McMonagle All Rights Reserved.
COPYRIGHT NON-TRANSFERABLE.
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Life is strange than fiction...
And life can imitate art and inspire the Sopranos on HBO! /ttiforum/images/graemlins/smile.gif
Unfortunately. /ttiforum/images/graemlins/frown.gif
TheCigMan
NOTE: TRUE STORY!
-----------------
We have been authorized to post and DECLASSIFY a strange thing heard on a wiretap in Bradley Beach, N.J. in 1983.
During a "check kitting" scheme investigation of John DeGilio's nephew, the Italian mobster nephew and crew member James Davis and Mark Ferrara who were allegedly writing "bad checks" all of New Jersey and especially the Jersey Shore.
It was done by an individual who seemed to "know" he was been watched and listened to...
How? We don't know really.
But he is a "secret comedian" who went on to be a "bar stool comedian" in business bars.
He only does his routine in certain bars in front of certain people sitting near him in the bar.
He started to tell the other occupants of the New Jersey Shore house... A Comedy Routine.
They loved it and asked him to repeat "The Super Guidos" Comedian routine endlessly during the investigation.
When he did it, he would always look in all directions and then smile... /ttiforum/images/graemlins/smile.gif
The comedy routine is reminiscent of "The Shadow" Radio Show in the 1930s...
It is narrated or performed in a similiar voice...
The capital letters are really meant to be interperted in a "deep ominious" voice...
TITLE: THE SUPER GUIDOS
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
THE SUPER GUIDOS!~~
Developed in a mysterious lab somewhere in Brooklyn, N.Y...~
Funded by mysterious government sources and the italian mafia...~
THE SUPER GUIDOS!~
Ant-tony, Vito, Mark and Michael...~
Developed to be "more italian" than the "average italian"...~
THE SUPER GUIDOS!~
Given the ability to have slicker darker thicker hair...~
Given the ability to have deeper darker tans...~
Given the ability to wear more "gold chains" than the "average italian"...~
THE SUPER GUIDOS!~
Given the ability to dance "better" than the "average italian"...~
Given the ability to have a "deeper sexy voice" than the "average italian"...~
Given the ability to talk "meaner and tougher" than the "average italian"...~
Given the ability to use "more curse words" than the "average italian"...~
THE SUPER GUIDOS!~
Given IROCS, Z's, Firebirds, Vettes and Camaros...~
Funded by mysterious government sources and the "italian mafia"...
THE SUPER GUIDOS!~
Given instructions by the Jewish Movie Industry with movies like "The Godfather", "Stayin Alive" and "Scarface"...
THE SUPER GUIDOS!~
THEIR MISSION???!!!~
To date the "women" of the Jersey Shore...~
And the New York Area...~
THE SUPER GUIDOS!~
To date the "women" of the New York Area...~
To date the "women" of the East Coast...~
And then the United States of America...~
THE SUPER GUIDOS!~
New York!~
America!~
Then the World!~
THE SUPER GUIDOS!~
Isn't there anyone out there who can stop them???!!!~
Before all the children have names like Mario Murphy, Tony McGimpsey and Silvo Ryan!~
Hot Chicks don't want to date "non-italians" anymore???!!!~
THE SUPER GUIDOS!~
They need to be stopped before it's too late!!!~
Before everyone is "I-TALIAN"!!!~
God Help Us!!!~
Copyright © 1983-2008 John J. McMonagle All Rights Reserved.
COPYRIGHT NON-TRANSFERABLE.
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Life is strange than fiction...
And life can imitate art and inspire the Sopranos on HBO! /ttiforum/images/graemlins/smile.gif
Unfortunately. /ttiforum/images/graemlins/frown.gif
TheCigMan