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Temporal Navigator
Even the president has got his own quote 
Feel free to add any more or make your own
if you wish:
“In Soviet Russia, time travels through YOU!”
~ Yakov Smirnoff on Time Travel
“The problem with time travel is that you never know if you're coming or going.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Time Travel
“I've only done it once before.”
~ Charles Walgreen on Time Travel
“I can travel through time. At the rate of one second per... second. Heh.”
~ George Bush on Time Travel
“It's how we explain re-runs.”
~ Jack Bauer on Time Travel
“We're supposed to have invented the Inter-Stellar Communication Broadcast Systems in 1495... But some idiot stole my idea.”
~ 'Failed to identify existance' on Time Travel
“I invented a time machine but it broke down next Wednesday.”
~ Stephen Hawking on Time Travel
“Sorry, we are colposened yesterday.”
~ Sainsbury's on Time Travel
Feel free to add any more or make your ownif you wish:
“In Soviet Russia, time travels through YOU!”
~ Yakov Smirnoff on Time Travel
“The problem with time travel is that you never know if you're coming or going.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Time Travel
“I've only done it once before.”
~ Charles Walgreen on Time Travel
“I can travel through time. At the rate of one second per... second. Heh.”
~ George Bush on Time Travel
“It's how we explain re-runs.”
~ Jack Bauer on Time Travel
“We're supposed to have invented the Inter-Stellar Communication Broadcast Systems in 1495... But some idiot stole my idea.”
~ 'Failed to identify existance' on Time Travel
“I invented a time machine but it broke down next Wednesday.”
~ Stephen Hawking on Time Travel
“Sorry, we are colposened yesterday.”
~ Sainsbury's on Time Travel