John Thomas
Temporal Navigator
Eloi was arrested at CERN and claimed to be John Titor.
He said the future is a Chocolate Communist Hellhole. Ha, ha, ha, ha!
He said the future is a Chocolate Communist Hellhole. Ha, ha, ha, ha!
Eloi Cole Quotes
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servantx
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"Last month CNET reported the arrest of a "would-be saboteur" at the Large Hadron Collider in Switzerland. Eloi Cole said he had travelled back in time to prevent the particle-smashing behemoth from wrecking the future. The young man was "wearing a bowtie and too much tweed for his age," according to police.
"Countries do not exist where I am from. The discovery of the Higgs boson led to limitless power, the elimination of poverty and Kit-Kats for everyone. It is a communist chocolate hellhole and I'm here to stop it ever happening," he reportedly said.
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John Thomas
Temporal Navigator
I don't mean to be cruel to Eloi. But perhaps he is important.
Follow the links where average Joes discuss Eloi. Little do they know..
April Fools' Joke? Eloi Cole, Arrested At Large Hadron Collider, Claims He's From The Future - Worldnews.com
Follow the links where average Joes discuss Eloi. Little do they know..
April Fools' Joke? Eloi Cole, Arrested At Large Hadron Collider, Claims He's From The Future - Worldnews.com