Does this website basically sum up the notion of time?

Time is obviously related to feet (the smelly kind).

In the morning you say, "I need to tie my shoes", right? Wrong. It's actually "time I shoes". So feet are related to time.

But wait! Feet are also related to distance, or did you forget about the English unit of measurement by the same name?

Then we have a simple formula relating the two (distance and time).

So we can conclude that feet & shoes are what time is made of.

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