dave_kinky
Temporal Navigator
Greetings fellow time travellers, primitive 21st century evolutionary throwbacks, Lizard Men observers, rogue Time Guards, fans of Muscle Tree Time Cake, Creedo and Warrior381!
Yes your favorite Dave/Chrono hybrid has returned from the big 26th century time party that I invited you all to if you can time travel. To be honest I expected to see more of you there so I was quite disappointed, especially as I'd paid up loads of credits for a free Lunarium Juice bar.
Fortunately John Titor turned up, although typically he was half pi$$ed before he even started. Likes a drink does our Johnny. He was well impressed that I'd managed to book the entire Timeship Zodiac for the cruise and we were bopping in and out of the timestream as much as our drunken little minds and bodies could stand.
Also aboard: James Belman - yes, he really is a time traveller, although this wasn't the James Belman that posts on here, it was another one from an alternate timeline where the Nazis won the 2nd World War, so Herr Belman was always trying to comandeer the ship! How John and I laughed when we left him in a different alternate timeline where the Zionist Illuminati have conquered the world in 1899!
Doctor Who also joined us, not 'The Doctor' but 'Doctor Who' from the appalling 'Daleks Invasion Of Earth 2150 AD' - you know, where all the vehicles are straight out of 1963 or whatever the hell year they filmed it in. He had it off large on the 3D Britney Machine. the old dog.
I was a bit worried that a huge shambling hairy thing that turned up was Creedo but Johnny Titor said it was an alternate earth version of Qronos16 where the Yeti was the alpha creature at the top of the evolutionary scale.
Anyway we did some sharp-stick poking of some captured Lizard Men and hung out with Marilyn Monroe, the real Britney (mother of Chrono's child don't forget), Helen Of Troy, Mary Magdalene (she's a dirty birdie I can tell you), Varsha Majestrix (from the 22nd century, you probably don't know her yet) and Ugga (a fit Cro-magnon cavewoman from about 30,000 years ago).
Sorry you couldn't all have been there (except warrior381 who wasn't invited as he doesn't have a time machine)
Oh yeah and for a laugh we went back to the dawn of time. There is a God but its not the Christian God and its never heard of Earth or the Bible. Sorry.
Cheerio!
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Yes your favorite Dave/Chrono hybrid has returned from the big 26th century time party that I invited you all to if you can time travel. To be honest I expected to see more of you there so I was quite disappointed, especially as I'd paid up loads of credits for a free Lunarium Juice bar.
Fortunately John Titor turned up, although typically he was half pi$$ed before he even started. Likes a drink does our Johnny. He was well impressed that I'd managed to book the entire Timeship Zodiac for the cruise and we were bopping in and out of the timestream as much as our drunken little minds and bodies could stand.
Also aboard: James Belman - yes, he really is a time traveller, although this wasn't the James Belman that posts on here, it was another one from an alternate timeline where the Nazis won the 2nd World War, so Herr Belman was always trying to comandeer the ship! How John and I laughed when we left him in a different alternate timeline where the Zionist Illuminati have conquered the world in 1899!
Doctor Who also joined us, not 'The Doctor' but 'Doctor Who' from the appalling 'Daleks Invasion Of Earth 2150 AD' - you know, where all the vehicles are straight out of 1963 or whatever the hell year they filmed it in. He had it off large on the 3D Britney Machine. the old dog.
I was a bit worried that a huge shambling hairy thing that turned up was Creedo but Johnny Titor said it was an alternate earth version of Qronos16 where the Yeti was the alpha creature at the top of the evolutionary scale.
Anyway we did some sharp-stick poking of some captured Lizard Men and hung out with Marilyn Monroe, the real Britney (mother of Chrono's child don't forget), Helen Of Troy, Mary Magdalene (she's a dirty birdie I can tell you), Varsha Majestrix (from the 22nd century, you probably don't know her yet) and Ugga (a fit Cro-magnon cavewoman from about 30,000 years ago).
Sorry you couldn't all have been there (except warrior381 who wasn't invited as he doesn't have a time machine)
Oh yeah and for a laugh we went back to the dawn of time. There is a God but its not the Christian God and its never heard of Earth or the Bible. Sorry.
Cheerio!
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