dave_kinky
Temporal Navigator
Friends and followers of the whole Chronohistorian Saga TM
GREETINGS
I regret to inform you of something terrible
I teleported back to my own future last night and have been there for 5 months before returning to your own time
You will remember that I left my clone in charge of England And France while I returned to 2006 as the Super Prime President? Obviously he did not become combined accidentally with dave_kinky and I entrusted him to wipe out the Lizard-Men who have managed to conquer Earth. Sadly when I returned they'd destroyed the space bridge between France and England and conquered France. Rather than raise a fleet of warships and commit 'genocide' my clone then sued for peace and I arrived back in the Houses Of Presidency next to the ruins of Big Ben to discover my clone has married a Lizard woman and I am now the clone uncle of a little Homo Reptilian.
Friends I nearly threw up the cake I was eating.
I have now decided to return to 2006 for a while and come up with a cunning plan to wipe out the lizard-men. So far it involves dropping a photon bomb on them so its not very well thought out, but effective
O Primitive People of the 21st century - can you help???
(Obviously I could read some stuff about military strategy but I can't be ar$ed)
Dave/Chrono
GREETINGS
I regret to inform you of something terrible
I teleported back to my own future last night and have been there for 5 months before returning to your own time
You will remember that I left my clone in charge of England And France while I returned to 2006 as the Super Prime President? Obviously he did not become combined accidentally with dave_kinky and I entrusted him to wipe out the Lizard-Men who have managed to conquer Earth. Sadly when I returned they'd destroyed the space bridge between France and England and conquered France. Rather than raise a fleet of warships and commit 'genocide' my clone then sued for peace and I arrived back in the Houses Of Presidency next to the ruins of Big Ben to discover my clone has married a Lizard woman and I am now the clone uncle of a little Homo Reptilian.
Friends I nearly threw up the cake I was eating.
I have now decided to return to 2006 for a while and come up with a cunning plan to wipe out the lizard-men. So far it involves dropping a photon bomb on them so its not very well thought out, but effective
O Primitive People of the 21st century - can you help???
(Obviously I could read some stuff about military strategy but I can't be ar$ed)
Dave/Chrono