Diplomatic disaster in 2655 AD

dave_kinky

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Friends and followers of the whole Chronohistorian Saga TM

GREETINGS

I regret to inform you of something terrible

I teleported back to my own future last night and have been there for 5 months before returning to your own time

You will remember that I left my clone in charge of England And France while I returned to 2006 as the Super Prime President? Obviously he did not become combined accidentally with dave_kinky and I entrusted him to wipe out the Lizard-Men who have managed to conquer Earth. Sadly when I returned they'd destroyed the space bridge between France and England and conquered France. Rather than raise a fleet of warships and commit 'genocide' my clone then sued for peace and I arrived back in the Houses Of Presidency next to the ruins of Big Ben to discover my clone has married a Lizard woman and I am now the clone uncle of a little Homo Reptilian.

Friends I nearly threw up the cake I was eating.

I have now decided to return to 2006 for a while and come up with a cunning plan to wipe out the lizard-men. So far it involves dropping a photon bomb on them so its not very well thought out, but effective

O Primitive People of the 21st century - can you help???

(Obviously I could read some stuff about military strategy but I can't be ar$ed)

Dave/Chrono
 
i think i have a spare photon bomb lying around from world war XXII.5

firstly you have to prove that you werent killed when you returned to your time, i wouldnt want to give my bomb to a lizard/chrono/kinky dave clone.

although.... if you get me one of those space starfish washers i might loan it too u.
 
I have all the photon bombs I need young man, and as I teleport back from the future stark naked there isn't really any space to carry a starfish washer.

I think you'll find the very fact I'm posting this proves I'm not dead. Do you think I'm the rotting space corpse of a Skaaran child???
 
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