Clearing my name here:

Creedo,

I am Darth Vader,

I have come from a Galaxy, Far Far away.
I could crush your larynx.
You Identify with Me.
You are adept at technology in general.
You have poor work and productivity profiles.
I blew up the shuttle. (it got in my way on a joyride).
Your name is Dan.
You used to do Key Disclosures for N.A.S.A.
I know who I am.
That was over 150,000 years ago in a Galaxy that might not even exist to this day.
This was a dumb experiment.
Don't Threaten Me Dan!

I'm a nice looking kid and I am criticizing you.

Maybe I should rethink my actions, and simply leave you alone.

Nah...
 
/ttiforum/images/graemlins/yum.gifhmm yummy ET want to EAT your Body up?? where do you live RenUncoscious?? because I want to abduction you and eat you up for a dinner with my ET friends hahahah

Scary huh..no just kidding.
 
I knew there was something strange about him. That black mask covering his face, the deep James Earl Jones voice, he kept rambling on and on about a "Death Star" and something about "Those Damn Ewoks". its all so Clear now...
 
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