Creedo,
I am Darth Vader,
I have come from a Galaxy, Far Far away.
I could crush your larynx.
You Identify with Me.
You are adept at technology in general.
You have poor work and productivity profiles.
I blew up the shuttle. (it got in my way on a joyride).
Your name is Dan.
You used to do Key Disclosures for N.A.S.A.
I know who I am.
That was over 150,000 years ago in a Galaxy that might not even exist to this day.
This was a dumb experiment.
Don't Threaten Me Dan!
I'm a nice looking kid and I am criticizing you.
Maybe I should rethink my actions, and simply leave you alone.
Nah...