Chronohistorian's war against the machines

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Chronohistorian\'s war against the machines

http://heisfrom2522.proboards31.com/

Please do visit Chrono's own hilarious website where he appears to be both friendly administrator and Namsat 'time student'.

Not only does he appear to have an unrelated secret origin to the one posted on this website where he is John Connor from Terminator in a war against the machines (how we from the future laugh at these old celluloids)(as previously posted and ignored on here) but for some reason he is being accused of betraying the human race to .... toasters??

Which I understand are archaic bread cooking devices?

Chrono - how do you answer the charge that
(a) you have fought a terrible future war against PCs and refridgerator units?
(b) sold out the human race to primitive food preparation devices?

Here's some choice quotes from the website too...
 
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from 'Vergon 7'
Iam Vergon 7- we have been at war with the Chronohistorian 2522 for 84 zeeks.. 840 earth years.. he is a deciever from the Sefton system.. his kind stumbled on time travel by chance when they slane 2 thursand of our klan ers felk.. as they celebrated the arrival of Vergo 1 - the true ruler of Vorbaziad, of which the Sefton system is part.. I have to go now.. their spies are everywhere.. resist the historians lies.. his kind want your toasters for the final battle


posted in reply to the above from 'wolflord':

Iam Vergon 7- we have been at war with the Chronohistorian 2522 for 84 zeeks.. 840 earth years.. he is a deciever from the Sefton system.. his kind stumbled on time travel by chance when they slane 2 thursand of our klan ers felk.. as they celebrated the arrival of Vergo 1 - the true ruler of Vorbaziad, of which the Sefton system is part.. I have to go now.. their spies are everywhere.. resist the historians lies.. his kind want your toasters for the final battle



oh my GOD
the...the toasters...ARE NOT OUR FRIENDS ...
chronohistorian, you claim to be my friend...you email me and tell me you love me...

BUT YOU SERVE THE TOASTERS
 
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and there's more...


from 'wolflord' again:

HOW BIG IS YOUR TOASTER, ROBOT TRAITOR?


so Chronohistorian
(c) how come you've got another website as the 'original' Chronohistorian if you're now pretending on this forum to be a 13 year old teenager from the future ((as opposed to the 21st century 13 year old called Kevin living with mummy and daddy, who've bought you a new computer for your birthday, that you really are))
(d) WHATS WITH THE TOASTER FETISH?

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Re: Chronohistorian\'s war against the machines

chrono goes to a college up north, in england, he has several friends, well, people he thinks are friends but actually laugh at him behind his back. He is an underacheiver at college, and he revells in this 'secret life' that he has concocted, although he has failed on other forums, he has sort of found his home here. He thinks that others haven't heard his boastings but they have, and I suppose it was this that got him beaten up a few months ago.
Message to 'chrono' if u start beleiving what u write u will go crazy pal.
Of course I will not reveal any more chrono for that would just be wrong on so many levels.
 
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