Baguette Dropped From Bird's Beak Shuts The LHC

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Baguette Dropped From Bird\'s Beak Shuts The LHC

Really!

http://www.popsci.com/science/article/2009-11/bread-loving-bird-shuts-down-lhc

Quote from site:

This incident won't delay the reactivation of the facility later this month, but exposes yet another vulnerability of the what might be the most complex machine ever built. With freak accident after freak accident piling up over at CERN, the idea of time traveling particles returning from the future to prevent their own discovery is beginning to seem less and less far fetched.


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Re: Baguette Dropped From Bird\'s Beak Shuts The LHC

The problem with this idea is it presents a paradox. And why bother with two docks when one will do just fine?

On the other hand, one might say that the LHC has bird flu. /ttiforum/images/graemlins/smile.gif
 
Re: Baguette Dropped From Bird\'s Beak Shuts The LH

On the 11th a pelican flying over a Galveston salt marsh distracted a motorist who dropped his cell phone. When he bent over to pick it up, he lost control of his car, a $1.25 million Bugatti Veyron .The French built automobile ended up half-submerged in salt water.

Another expensive French machine, another careless bird. Sound similar? Something is afoot!
 
Re: Baguette Dropped From Bird\'s Beak Shuts The LH

The bird dropped some bread on a section of outdoor machinery, eventually leading to significant over heating in parts of the accelerator.
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This is a joke right?, "dropped some bread on a section of outdoor machinery"...
I wonder if Holmes on homes would blame some twilight zone theory hearing that
 
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