tumair_fareek
Temporal Novice
i would just like to tell everyone on here about a new realm that hasn’t been discovered by man yet: the world of the fish.
I went under the oceans to the sea bed were I met a few decent fish. One of them offered me a smoke but I said no it’s ok (as I don’t smoke underwater). One of them turned around to me and asked if he could borrow my lighter. As he couldn’t light it, he [censored] off to find another fish with the same type of lighter. Whilst I was waiting to see my fish friend, i noticed a cod come up to me and told me about a new asda which has opened up on the bed.
Subsequently I decide to try it out. Whilst I was there it opened up to many weird and wonderful things. Human burgers. Yes - we thought we were at the top of the food chain but we are not. Human are now being sold illegally many miles under the ocean where police cannot do anything about it. Millions of fish are getting away with such an insane act and it cannot permitted any longer
i appeal to all to help stop the tragedy that has crippled us as a species and kills about 0.00056% of our population per year. just 2 pounds a month could see your fellow humans still on the streets, mugging old woman n generally terrorising your population for social n local control n generally become a pain in the arse.
Please help us now
I went under the oceans to the sea bed were I met a few decent fish. One of them offered me a smoke but I said no it’s ok (as I don’t smoke underwater). One of them turned around to me and asked if he could borrow my lighter. As he couldn’t light it, he [censored] off to find another fish with the same type of lighter. Whilst I was waiting to see my fish friend, i noticed a cod come up to me and told me about a new asda which has opened up on the bed.
Subsequently I decide to try it out. Whilst I was there it opened up to many weird and wonderful things. Human burgers. Yes - we thought we were at the top of the food chain but we are not. Human are now being sold illegally many miles under the ocean where police cannot do anything about it. Millions of fish are getting away with such an insane act and it cannot permitted any longer
i appeal to all to help stop the tragedy that has crippled us as a species and kills about 0.00056% of our population per year. just 2 pounds a month could see your fellow humans still on the streets, mugging old woman n generally terrorising your population for social n local control n generally become a pain in the arse.
Please help us now