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CHRISTIAN BALE BATMAN PROTEST!!! MOVIE BOMBING!!!

 

Unfortunately, our movie protest of "British Actors" playing "American Pop Culture" Icons like Batman and Snake Plisken has "failed..."

 

We sent "thousands and thousands" of our agents to "movie bomb" the audiences of "Batman - The Dark Knight"

 

But it had huge box office...

 

Our agents sat in the back row...

 

Yelling out...

 

"HEY! Is this Batman? or British Bulter Man?"

 

"HEY! Don't you know what happens in British Boarding Schools?"

 

"HEY! Did Alfred give you a massage before you went out to fight crime?"

 

"HEY! I guess it's 'true...' what they say about you and Robin..."

 

"HEY! Is this Gotham City or London?"

 

"HEY! Batman doesn't say..."Please unhand me... you Ruffian..."

 

"HEY! Why does the Batmobile have a 'big fat ass...'?"

 

"HEY! No wonder why Vicky Vale left you... She's getting back together with Alec Baldwin - You know Jack Ryan of the CIA"

 

"HEY! What's up with the cape? Oh that's right... Your British!"

 

And many many more...

 

Written by our staff of "secret agent comedy writers"...

 

Get to the theatres!!! And use lines like these!!!

 

TheCigMan

 

 

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BRITISH BATMAN BEATS UP MUM & SIS!!! (ALLEGEDLY)

 

Now..

 

Have you read the papers today about Christian Bale?

 

Allegedly beating up his Mum & Sis in a London Hotel Suite?

 

Apparently, he may issues with "women..."...

 

And he may not be a "suitable rolemodel" for American children (or the rest of the world's...)

 

And not a good "Batman"...

 

Let's bring back American actors for American Pop Culture Icons!!!

 

TheCigMan

 

 

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Let's bring back American actors for American Pop Culture Icons!!!

The word "Xenophobe" seems to come to mind, Ciggy. Could it just be your inherent bias against the Crown due to your Irish heritage? Hmmmmm....what a great basis for a conspiracy theory! :)RMT

 

 

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Re: BRITISH BATMAN BEATS UP MUM & SIS!!! (ALLEGEDLY)

 

Christian Bale was just arrested in London... Check the wires...

First: That does not address the fact that you show clearly Xenophobic tendencies.Second: Are you somehow saying that no major American actors have been arrested (and/or charged) with some pretty ridiculous crimes??

 

Third: Are you now wishing to be judge and jury in Bale's case? Or let me guess... you have "agents" who have seen all and know all of what happened, right? :confused:

 

Fourth: If you check the wires today, you will see he was not charged with anything:

 

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,389295,00.html

 

"The Welsh-born actor, 34, was arrested and released on bail without being charged with assault, which he has denied."

 

But the report does state that his mother insulted Bale's wife. To me, that is a good enough reason to get angry... whether or not any REAL physical violence was involved.

 

Anyway...back to your cornspiracies. I do notice how you completely refuse to discuss the most obvious cornspiracy: Anthropocentric Global Warming. Total BS... and Gore needs to be put down for his blatant attempts to politicize science! :mad:

 

RMT

 

 

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Re: BRITISH BATMAN BEATS UP MUM & SIS!!! (ALLEGEDLY)

 

Kanigo2,

 

The British and The French "love..." each other almost as much as the "Irish..." :)

 

And the British love when the French refer to them as "Le Roast Bif"... :)

 

Try it... You'll love the "reaction..." :)

 

The British invaded kill who was it "Cloisters?" in a Massada like stand off?

 

It's bigger than you think... Evil "Masons" and "Black Arts" Knights hunting down "spiritual French" people...

 

And "The Da Vinci Code" 'Jesus' in Southern France? and Nostradomus?

 

Is there a connection?

 

TheCigMan

 

 

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Re: BRITISH BATMAN BEATS UP MUM & SIS!!! (ALLEGEDLY)

 

RMT,

 

As for "you have "agents" who have seen all and know all of what happened, right?"

 

You should be careful RMT ... I might have your "ticketed" for reckless driving on the 405... :)

 

As for "First: That does not address the fact that you show clearly Xenophobic tendencies."

 

I just try to remind Americans that our "cousins from across the Pond" don't "really like us..." and the burnt down the White House in 1812, think of America as a "British Corporation", hate Irish Americans, sent us the "Mind Control Beatles" and "Heavy Metal" not mention the "Evil Rolling Stones". Some "cousins" really "don't get along..." and the German / British War of WWII may have been a "con" to get Americans into the European Theatre for "black mail, mind control, extortion and replacement by look a likes".

 

What? You say... Germany couldn't go across The English Channel and invade England? or Couldn't bomb them into obilivion with their superior airforce, bombers and V2 ROCKETS?

 

The WWII European Theatre Action is "not what you think it was..." and why have 1 MILLION U.S. SERVICE MEN stationed in lower England for over a year? Before Invading France?

 

But back to Mr. Christian Bale....

 

I'm sure his "mum and his sis" maybe be "hustlers" or "grifters" of sorts trying to blackmail him before the premiere for "big bucks"...

 

His "mum" was a "evil circus clown" and "carney" and he and his family although Welsh are from "working class London" refered to as "The Cockneys"... As his accent reveals...

 

Many people have "evil family" members... Mr. Bale seems no exception...

 

But I'm really "upset" with American Movie Studios like Warner Bros, FOX, Columbia etc... for casting British Guys in roles like...

 

o Batman

 

o John Connor of the Terminator Series

 

o Michelle Ryan of The Bionic Woman

 

And of all casting choices...

 

Snake Plisken?

 

Give us a break?... The only good and handsome actors come from Scotland, Wales England and Australia?

 

I think not...

 

TheCigMan

 

 

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Re: CHRISTIAN BALE BATMAN PROTEST!!! MOVIE BOMBING!!!

 

We have been "listening..." to Americans all across the 50 States....

 

They are joining in "Batman - The Dark Knight" Protest...

 

Outraged by the alleged Bale Assualt on his Mum and Sis!!!

 

Going to theatres and saying...

 

"HEY! Do you stop fighting crime at 3:00pm for tea and crumpets?..."

 

"HEY! What's next?... A SCOTTISH SUPERMAN!!!???..."

 

"HEY! A Welsh Woman Wonder???!!!...."

 

"HEY! Are 'british guys' really into... Rubber and Latex 'Outfits' ???!!!"

 

And many many more...

 

TheCigMan

 

 

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Re: BRITISH BATMAN BEATS UP MUM & SIS!!! (ALLEGEDLY)

 

It was reported today that Christian Bale's sister was "asking..." for a 100,000 pound loan to help raise her kids...

A "veiled extortion..." it seems from at hotal room before a major movie premiere...

Indeed, this is why it is prudent to wait before jumping to conclusions. I had also heard a report that his mother showed up to the hotel where he and his wife were staying totally intoxicated, also asking for money. The timing of this little flap with the movie premiere certainly would support that telling.In the report I heard on the radio this morning, the reporter also mentioned that Bale's parents split when he was young (just starring in Spielberg's Empire of the Sun). And at the time his mother forced young Christian to "choose one of us or the other with which to live." That is a pretty despicable thing to come from what should be a "loving mother". Forcing a child to choose one parent over another could be construed as emotional abuse in this country.

 

So far from this being a black mark on Christian Bale, it could well end up vindicating him and turning the spectacle of bad publicity to his circus clown mother! :confused:

 

RMT

 

 

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Re: BRITISH BATMAN BEATS UP MUM & SIS!!! (ALLEGEDLY)

 

Better watch what you say about his mother he might try to hit you also.

:D But... I'm not calling her names or anything. In fact, I am only stating the truth:http://www.tiscali.co.uk/entertainment/film/biographies/christian_bale_biog/2

 

"This unconventional life for a long while suited Christian's mother, Jenny, who worked as a clown and a dancer, riding elephants and introducing acts in the circus. "

 

So often it is hard to shake typecasting in showbiz! :)

 

RMT

 

 

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Re: CHRISTIAN BALE BATMAN PROTEST!!! MOVIE BOMBING!!!

 

honestly, i didn't think christian bale was awful as bruce wayne. HOWEVER, i DO think he was awful at batman. what the HELL was with that awful grunting. his batman voice wasn't even scary, just so annoying.

 

did they ever figure out what happened in his case brought on by his sister and mom?

 

i do know they are making american psycho into a broadway show...maybe the psycho isn't so far off?

 

 

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