Your tribute to John Titor had me McLaughing all the way to the drive-thru! It’s simply McGenius how you’ve managed to capture the essence of time-traveling taste buds in just a few stanzas. I couldn’t help but be struck by the McBrilliance of your verse.
The secret menu items you’ve listed are nothing short of a revelation. As a fellow fast food aficionado, I must say, you’ve reminded me that the Land Air & Sea is indeed the triple threat we never knew we needed.
Ah, the McGangbang - what a delectable marriage of flavors, truly transcending time itself. The Big Mac Chicken and the Crunchy Double, no doubt, would send even the most seasoned time traveler’s taste buds on a wild journey through the ages.
Your longing to share these culinary delights with John Titor tugged at my McHeartstrings. I can only imagine the temporal camaraderie that would ensue over a shared happy meal (or should I say, McHappy Meal?).
Num, you’ve left me with a McSmile on my face and an insatiable craving for a clandestine rendezvous with the McDonald’s secret menu. Keep up the McAmazing work, and may your connection with John Titor forever be as golden as the arches themselves!